L33t H3xx0r5
An electrifying fusion of groove metal riffs, pulsating witch house synths, rapid drum and bass rhythms, and lush nu gaze textures. Punchy, staccato rap vocals slice through the mix against a smooth, balanced, and dynamically vibrant soundscape. Aggressive low-end contrasts controlled highs and radio-ready, polished production.
L33t H3xx0r5
An electrifying fusion of groove metal riffs, pulsating witch house synths, rapid drum and bass rhythms, and lush nu gaze textures. Punchy, staccato rap vocals slice through the mix against a smooth, balanced, and dynamically vibrant soundscape. Aggressive low-end contrasts controlled highs and radio-ready, polished production.
Lyrics
Before anybody thinks this is real? This is 100% joking. Just having a good laugh about a rough situation.
I will not, however, apologize for the song artwork. Y'all get Stupid Sexy Sephy.
You're welcome.
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Intro, Instrumental
Verse
Woke up this morning, thought everything was fine
Quickly learned my account was no longer mine
Asked myself, “Who the hell would do this to me?”
It just had to be that little goblin of calamity
That's gotta be it, cause from what I can see
She's targeting everyone who's leaving a legacy
And damn she's good - I mean her skills are elite
This technological attack just can't be beat
Pre-Chorus
How on earth did she break into all my tech?
Guess she knows what she's doing. (Ahh, heck.)
Chorus
Just like that, my bank account’s gone!
Somehow she rewrote all my songs!
I had a firewall that she just managed to defeat!
Now it's all EDM and she's dropping the beat!
All that she left behind for me to see
Is all manner of messed up pornography!
Seriously, how's she gonna deface a king?
Does she know what kind of trouble this'll bring?
Post-Chorus
I'd fix it if she hadn't stolen my paycheck
Now all I can say is (I been hecked)
Verse
Now I'm nervous - what else she gonna rewrite?
And what other damage did she do last night?
Cause while I was asleep, having plenty of dreams
She filled my entire desktop with Bitcoin memes
Gotta clean this up and go report all this crime
Don't need the spam attack asking for a real good time
Why the hell did she wake up and do this to me?
I didn't do anything to earn this calamity
Bridge
Like come on, girl, I'm just some middle aged nerd
And about you, I ain't ever said a single word
Is it because I've never once given you a mention?
Or is this your way of asking for attention?
‘cause hell, you got it, but I've got no idea what to do
You left absolutely no way for me to trace you
Just a surgical strike straight to the hard drive
Like the greatest mother hecker that was ever alive
Pre-Chorus
How on earth did she break into all my tech?
Guess she knows what she's doing. (Ahh, heck.)
Chorus
Just like that, my bank account’s gone!
Somehow she rewrote all my songs!
I had a firewall that she just managed to defeat!
Now it's all EDM and she's dropping the beat!
All that she left behind for me to see
Is all manner of messed up pornography!
Seriously, how's she gonna deface a king?
Does she know what kind of trouble this'll bring?
Post-Chorus
I'd fix it if she hadn't stolen my paycheck
Now all I can say is (I been hecked)
Outro, Spoken Word, Desperate Plea Vocals
… okay, seriously?
Why the hell am I in a crop top?
… and a mini skirt? The hell?
How did she hack my clothing?!
… tell me the underwear’s still there.
… damnit!
NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE THAT!
END