"How did I end up here…"

I’m sat bolt upright, edge of my seat.Eyes like glowing embers, or a fever in the heat.Across from me sits Suzie, nodding like a sage,With a silver colander on her head, to protect her from the age."Just Google it," I tell her. "It’s been hidden all this time.Tartaria! A global empire in its prime.Giants built the cathedrals, free energy from the spires,It’s all on the forums... we’re all just being wired."

Suziek sips her lukewarm brown, a grumble in her chest.I tell her: "Free power? Makes sense they’d hide it. Put it to the test.Exactly! But that’s just the tip, the frosty little peak.The New World Order is the monster that we seek.A kliek of elites, every bank, every news feed,Total hegemony, Suzie it’s pure corporate greed."

"The Larries Suzie.... One Direction. Don’t you take the piss.Harry and Louis it’s a secret love, a bond they can't display,Managed by the industry to keep the truth at bay.But worse is the Body Count, the Clinton trail of lead,Fifty, maybe a hundred souls, all confirmed as dead.The government just lies."

"And UFOs? They aren't just pretty sparks at night.Non-human intelligence. Alien tech. They’re here among us, mate.The Yanks have got the proof locked behind a heavy gate." Oh look who walks in our favorite nurse Ingrid sweeps the floor,With a tray of plastic cups, she’s the law behind the door.

"Alright then, time for the pills and tea!Gerard, stop the shouting, love, your blood pressure is the key.Suzie, colander off, please. The pill won’t work through tin.Then a lovely little nap before the afternoon begins."

I swallow my pill. I look at Suzie and I sigh."Macaroni tonight. Synthetic NWO lies... but it tastes alright."