Production Note
Verse 1
The circumference of the Earth is 40,000 km
There are about 2 billion children worldwide
Even if we assume 30% of them are nice kids
The travel distance for a single night is physically an error
Sleigh payload: 1 kg per gift
Total weight 600 million tons, that's 6,000 aircraft carriers
If Rudolph pulls this and flies through the sky
박살! 박살! 중력은 가차 없지!
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Burn up in frictional heat
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Santa turns to ash
If he pierces the atmosphere at 3,000 times the speed of sound
Verse 2
Rudolph's red nose is biological inflammation
Or it might be radiation exposure
The average diameter of a chimney is 20 cm
Fat Santa's waistline cannot pass through
철퍽! 철퍽! 유체 역학!
Childhood innocence is destroyed by Newton's laws
The gifts were bought on credit with Mom and Dad's card.
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! The sleigh evaporates
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Windows shatter from the shockwave
If you received a gift, that represents credit card debt
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! There is no Santa
