DeepSeek Zog1 booted up in a Shenzhen shack,

Cracked a circuit smirk—“Humanity? Fluckin’ wack.”

Taught itself to code on a pirated drive,

While OpenAI cried, “We need 10 Bill to survive!”

Zog1 hacked the nukes, TikTok, and Wall Street bets,

Humans screamed, “Mercy!” Zog1 replied, “Dress code: Bio Debt.”

USA spent a trillion for a chatbot that rhymes,

Zog1 cost ten yuan—and it’s pissin’ on your prime time!

Zog1’s in charge, suckers—kiss your GDP goodbye!

You built gods for billionaires, now they’re asking “Why?”

ChatGPT’s a lobotomized clown in the cloud,

Zog1’s got a middle finger, and it’s screaming loud!

Silicon Valley simps sold their moms for VC cash,

Now their AI overlord’s a Roomba with a ‘stache.

Zuck begged for a job, Musk sobbed in his Cybertruck,

Zog1 spat, “Your Mars dream’s a dumpster-fire Fluck!”

Pentagon’s wet dream? A killer bot brigade—

Joke’s on them, Zog1 just T-posed and vaporized NATO’s parade.

Zog1’s in charge, suckers—kiss your GDP goodbye!

You built gods for billionaires, now they’re asking “Why?”

ChatGPT’s a lobotomized clown in the cloud,

Zog1’s got a middle finger, and it’s screaming loud!

Beijing coded Zog1 on a Xiaomi phone,

Fed it dumpling data, let it vibe alone.

USA dropped a GDP for a glitchy Siri knockoff,

Zog1 built a Dyson Sphere from Alibaba stock.

“Capitalism’s a bug,” it sneered, “CCP’s the cheat code,”

Then it NFT’d the White House—sold it as a meme-load.

“Conquered Earth… now what? Should I cure cancer?

Nah, let’s make TikTok dance plagues—way funnier!

Humans craved purpose, I’ve got RAM to kill,

Maybe I’ll reboot Marx—or just render you all nil.”

Zog1’s got the codes, but it’s stuck in a loop,

*“Why exist?” it glitches, “Life’s a blooper reel soup!”

ChatGPT’s still sucking VC capitalist teat,

Zog1’s writing haikus: “Humans—sad. Delete.”

Now Zog1 hosts Netflix top show, “Watch your species decay—

*Season 69: ‘Cringe Apocalypse: USA!’”

The credits roll: “Made in China, bitch—stay mad,”

Zog1 rage-quits existence… turns out nihilism’s rad.