Stuff's like it is...

Just waiting all day...

To fly for an hour...

Though it's not far away...

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If we jumped off this moon...

We would probably crash...

Into someone's hab...

Or a lake with a splash...

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The people didn't want it...

It wasn't their plan...

But Earth made the call...

To terraform it, damn!

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I guess we could swim...

In the little ponds...

Of perchlorate brine...

It just feels wrong!

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They say Martians laugh...

At the strangest things...

They shout when they cry...

and dance when they sing!

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It's not what Earth thought...

It's its own scene...

Now it's cold and muddy...

But it hasn't turned green!

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Is there life? Was there life?

I don't understand...

Is that a fossil over there?

Nah, it's just pickles and ham!

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Gonna go through customs...

And check for contraband...

We've got illegal snacks...

Better eat them while we can!

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