
Cluedo (Who Farted?) (Remix) (Cover) (Cover) (Remastered)
Deep voice. Deep vocals. Low pitch. experimental, eerie, old fashioned

Cluedo (Who Farted?) (Remix) (Cover) (Cover) (Remastered)
Deep voice. Deep vocals. Low pitch. experimental, eerie, old fashioned
Lyrics
Verse
In a mansion dark and still
Shadows lurk and creep
By the candelabra's flicker
The players start to peep
From the depths
A subtle sound
Silent we abide
In the hall of mystery
Who let the foul one slide?
Chorus
Was it Colonel Mustard with the mustard gas he's known?
Or Miss Scarlet in the parlor
Where the rogue wind has blown?
Could be Reverend Green
Guilty conscience on display
In the game of Cluedo
Who dealt the windy play?
Verse
Professor Plum looks quite disturbed
Clutching at his chest
Mrs. White turns scarlet red
Trying to suppress
From the shadows
Voices rise
Each claim turns absurd
In the silent echoes' grip
Who dropped the silent word?
Chorus
Was it Colonel Mustard with the mustard gas he's known?
Or Miss Scarlet in the parlor
Where the rogue wind has blown?
Could be Reverend Green
Guilty conscience on display
In the game of Cluedo
Who dealt the windy play?
Bridge
In the library's quiet gloom
Pages start to rustle
Hearts beating faster now
Caught up in the hustle
Each accuses
Points a finger
Laughter fills the air
In the house of Cluedo
Suspicion's everywhere
Verse
Mrs. Peacock fans her face
Showing such disdain
Reverend Green prays aloud
Hiding should be plain
But the one who caused the stir hides behind the curtain's lace
The culprit in this mystery
Left without a trace
