(Beat drops: a slow, ominous, minimalist trap beat with a haunting piano loop)

(Intro)

Yo…check.

There must be more to life,they speak in code

A birthday wish,a heavy, heavy load

From the tower,a call, a cryptic ode

Let the record play,let the story unfold.

(Chorus)

Yes,there is, but I won't tell you what it is (Nah)

A shared secret in the labyrinth

Nor will I,we’re locked within the quiz

Two kings sittin'on a throne of enigmas.

(Verse 1: Donald)

Birthday candles on the cake,a flickerin' flame

We got certain things in common,we don't speak the name

A pal is a wonderful thing,that’s the claim

But the wonderful secret’s the ultimate game.

Enigmas never age,they just gain more power

Seen it clear last time,in a private hour

A wonderful thing,like a gilded tower

Every day another secret,by the minute, by the hour.

(Chorus)

Yes,there is, but I won’t tell you what it is (Never)

A shared secret in the labyrinth

Nor will I,we’re locked within the quiz

Two kings sittin'on a throne of enigmas.

(Verse 2: Jeffrey)

They ask for more to life,a philosophical quest

We hold the answer,put it under arrest

Locked in the vault,put it to the test

This birthday blessing is anything but blessed.

We know thething, the unspoken bond

A nod of the head,a look beyond

The happy birthday wish is a magic wand

That paints a picture of a world too fond.

(Bridge)

Voice over…a whisper in the static

A dialogue so cold,it’s purely automatic

A birthday letter,lines so problematic

A friendship’s lore,deeply charismatic.

Having everything?That’s just the start

The real treasure is a concealed heart

A masterpiece of shadows,a work of art

Two men who made a promise to never part.

(Outro)

(Beat fades,leaving only the haunting piano key)

Happy Birthday…

…may every day be another wonderful secret.

(Beat cuts)

…Trump.