🌸 歌曲故事背景｜《哼！小气鬼》
他们曾是无话不谈的好朋友，但有一天，只因为一句话、气氛突然变了，冷战、已读不回、互相拉黑，谁也不肯先低头。她说：“我讲几句你就生气，太小气啦！” 他回：“你一直传一直讲，到底想怎样啊？” 明明不是大事，却谁都不愿意让步。越不联络，越不甘心；越想解释，又越觉得没面子。
于是，他们嘴上说：“不理就不理！” 心里却偷偷想：要是能像以前那样吵吵笑笑，该有多好。
《哼！小气鬼》就是这样一首。专治“嘴硬心软”、送给“冷战中的好朋友”的破冰之歌。它用最俏皮的旋律、最中二的对白、最“啦啦啦”的和解方式，唱出那句难以启齿的“对不起”，也唱出那份放不下的在意。也许你也有一个朋友，你没说出口的“其实我也想你”，就用这首歌来唱吧。

🌸 Song Story Background｜"Hmph! Petty You"
They used to be the kind of friends who shared everything, joking, venting, staying up late chatting about everything under the sun. But one day, just one careless sentence changed everything. The mood shifted. Cold war. Left on read. Blocked. And neither of them wanted to be the first to back down.
She said, “I just said a few things, and you’re already mad? So petty!” He replied, “You keep sending message after message. What do you want from me?” It wasn’t even a big deal, but pride got in the way.
The less they talked, the more stubborn they became. The more they wanted to explain, the harder it was to swallow their pride. Out loud, they said: “Fine, don’t talk to me then!” But deep down, both secretly wished things could go back to the way they used to be, bickering and laughing, like before.
"Hmph! Petty You" is exactly that kind of song: a playful, over-the-top “peace offering” for friends stuck in silent battles. With bouncy melodies, exaggerated banter, and a chorus full of “la la la”s, it sings the unsaid “I’m sorry,” and reveals that quiet longing underneath it all. Maybe you have a friend like that too.
Someone you miss, but just haven’t found the words to say it. Let this song say it for you.

[Intro]
Oh Mark～干嘛小气啦～
Oh Mark~ Why so stingy~
我哪有小气嘛～你才多话啦！
I'm not stingy~ You're the chatty one!
哎呀哎呀～听歌啦！
Ay ay~ Just listen to the song!

[Verse 1]
Oh Mark 都是你啦，干嘛小气成这样嘛～
Oh Mark, it’s all your fault! Why are you being so petty~
才讲你几句啦，你就翻脸不理我啦～
Just teased you a little, and you ghosted me right away~
以前我还挺你呀，如今变成陌生啦～
I used to back you up, now we’re like strangers~
想当年我多傻呀，把你当成心头花！
Thinking back, how foolish I was, treating you like a flower in my heart!

你每晚讯息炸呀，手机嗡嗡像蚊啦～
You spammed my phone every night, it buzzed like a mosquito~
我看也没回啦，你还继续传八卦～
I didn’t even reply, yet you kept sending gossip~
我只是想清静呀，你就说我耍脾气哈～
I just wanted some peace, and you said I was throwing a tantrum~
我哪有那么玻璃啦，小风一吹就碎啦！
I’m not that fragile, like glass shattering in the wind!

[Chorus]
你说我烦？我说你更夸～
You say I’m annoying? You’re even more dramatic~
你拉我黑？我回你个“哇！”
You blocked me? I replied with a “Wah!”
哼来哼去没赢家，两个幼稚变笑话～
All this bickering, no winner—just two clowns in a drama~
不如我们就哈哈，点个奶茶一起吧～
Why not just laugh it off, grab bubble tea together~
小气鬼，算啦啦～再生气就老三岁啦！
Petty ghost, forget it la~ If you keep sulking, you’ll age three years faster!

[Verse 2]
气都气了几个月，脸都快变成年画啦～
Been angry for months, your face could be in a New Year’s painting~
咱都几岁了嘛，还在演连续剧啊～
We’re not kids anymore, still acting like soap opera stars~
过去的事全忘啦，当作梦一场哈～
Forget the past, just treat it like a dream~
下次再遇到你啦，不再假装没看到啦！
Next time I see you, I won’t pretend I didn’t!

[Bridge]
你要原谅我嘛～我其实也有牵挂～
You gotta forgive me~ I honestly still care~
只是当时太中二啦，才说那些屁话！
I was too cringe back then, said all that stupid stuff!

[Rap Break]
你拉我黑，我截图啦～
You blocked me, I took a screenshot~
你骂我小气，我转发啊～
You called me petty, I reposted it~
后来气消我想加你～
When I calmed down I wanted to add you again~
一看你也把我封啦！
But you blocked me too—seriously?!
哎呀哎呀～别再演啦～
Ay ya ya~ Can we stop acting now~
还不是彼此放不下！
Truth is, we both just can’t let go!

[Final Chorus]
来啦来啦别再耍，握个手吧讲声哈～
Come on now, stop the drama, shake hands and say "Ha~"
以后有气别憋着，讲开了就不会炸～
If you’re mad, just say it—don’t bottle up and explode~
你不再气我啦，我也不再骂你啦～
You stop getting mad at me, I’ll stop yelling at you~
两人和解嘛，要不要吃碗卤肉饭加鱼丸汤啦？
Let’s make peace—wanna grab some braised pork rice with fishball soup?

[Outro]
啦啦啦～你还是那个小气鬼啦～
La la la~ You’re still that petty ghost~
啦啦啦～你还是那么爱念嘛～
La la la~ You still nag so much~
啦啦啦～不过有你～
La la la~ But with you around~
吵吵闹闹也算幸福啦！
All our bickering still feels like happiness!