【蚊帳裡的人類｜The Human Inside the Mosquito Net】

【詞：麥客官 ｜Lyricist: MicroGuan】

(Hey-eh~)

蚊帳裡的人類 你的肉你的肥你那可口的血

如同生命之泉 我甘願為此流連癡癲(Oh-ho) (Hey-eh~)

蚊帳裡的人類 你已歇你已眠你已呼呼大睡

如同甕中之鱉 但我只能在外乾瞪眼 Eh-eh

想在你耳邊振翅高飛 想在你頸肩種下草莓

但是隔著一層聚酯纖維 讓彼此之間 又近又遠

人類 你可不是潔身自愛的蓮 不必「可遠觀不可褻玩焉」Hey-eh

況且 我只懇求一滴血裝滿胃 做人留一線日後好相見

所以 你可別當小氣鬼 Hey-yeah

小氣鬼......

Hey (hey) hey (hey) Come on!

Hey (hey) hey (hey) 啊賀！噓──

芝麻開門 聲嘶力竭 請給我一個洞的機會

我保證神 不知鬼不覺 插進去一點點 吸一點點的血

人類 你可不是潔身自愛的蓮 不必「可遠觀不可褻玩焉」Ho-oh

況且 我只懇求一滴血裝滿胃 做人留一線日後好相見

所以 你可別當小氣鬼 Eh-yeah

由衷感謝 你的貢獻 找好積水 產下孑孓

相約我的子孫與你再相見 然後請你大發慈悲 就當作是在捐血

Hey(hey) hey(hey) Hey-eh (hey) Let's 欶欶看！

Hey(hey) hey(hey) Come on!「啊賀！吼哩吸！」

===後記/Afterword===

有一天早晨，我剛從睡夢中醒來，睜開雙眼，首先映入眼簾的，是一隻停在蚊帳上的蚊子。我們之間的距離不到十公分，卻因蚊帳的阻隔，彷彿身處於兩個不同的世界。

那一刻，我清楚感受到牠惡狠狠的目光，正覬覦著我皮膚下的鮮血。當牠沉浸在不切實際的幻想之時，我果斷地揮下巴掌，將牠超渡。然而，事後我內心湧起一絲內疚，畢竟殺生是不應該的。為了悼念這隻素昧平生的蚊子，我寫下了這首歌，希望牠在天之靈能夠原諒我。

當天早上，為了平復心情，我懷著些許愧疚，吃了一個牛肉漢堡來壓壓驚。

One morning, as I woke up from my sleep and opened my eyes, the first thing that came into view was a mosquito resting on my bed net. Though we were less than ten centimeters apart, the thin netting between us made it feel as if we existed in two separate worlds.

At that moment, I could almost feel its menacing gaze, hungrily eyeing the blood beneath my skin. Just as it was indulging in its unrealistic fantasies, I swiftly brought down my palm, sending it to the afterlife. Yet, a pang of guilt crept into my heart—taking a life, no matter how small, was something I shouldn’t have done.

To atone for my actions, I wrote this song in remembrance of this mosquito, hoping that its spirit could find it in itself to forgive me.

That morning, still shaken by the experience, I attempted to calm myself—by indulging in a beef burger.

(■麥客官 MicroGuan‧2025/3/16)