OSHA Girlfriend
FUN & BOUNCY BUBBLEGUM POP, PRE-TEEN GIRL VOCAL. BRIGHT UKULELE, HANDCLAPS, SIMPLE BASS, TIGHT DRUMS. HOOKY CALL-AND-RESPONSE. LYRICS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, SCHOOL CRUSH VIBES, POSITIVE ENERGY. KEEP LINES SHORT, SINGABLE. LIGHT TAGLISH TOUCHES OK (“LET’S GO!”, “SABAY!”). VOICE: CUTE, CONFIDENT, SMILE IN THE TONE, LIGHT AD-LIBS (“YAY!”, “HEY!”). ARRANGEMENT: INTRO (CLAPS), VERSE, PRE, BIG CHORUS, POST-CHORUS HOOK (“LA-LA-LET’S GO”). TEMPO 132 BPM, KEY C MAJOR. CLEAN MIX, DRUMS PUNCHY, VOCAL UPFRONT, DOUBLE CHORUS LAST PASS. BITTERSWEET, MELODIC
OSHA Girlfriend
FUN & BOUNCY BUBBLEGUM POP, PRE-TEEN GIRL VOCAL. BRIGHT UKULELE, HANDCLAPS, SIMPLE BASS, TIGHT DRUMS. HOOKY CALL-AND-RESPONSE. LYRICS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, SCHOOL CRUSH VIBES, POSITIVE ENERGY. KEEP LINES SHORT, SINGABLE. LIGHT TAGLISH TOUCHES OK (“LET’S GO!”, “SABAY!”). VOICE: CUTE, CONFIDENT, SMILE IN THE TONE, LIGHT AD-LIBS (“YAY!”, “HEY!”). ARRANGEMENT: INTRO (CLAPS), VERSE, PRE, BIG CHORUS, POST-CHORUS HOOK (“LA-LA-LET’S GO”). TEMPO 132 BPM, KEY C MAJOR. CLEAN MIX, DRUMS PUNCHY, VOCAL UPFRONT, DOUBLE CHORUS LAST PASS. BITTERSWEET, MELODIC
Lyrics
You’re operating heavy machinery without a permit, boy
Navigating dating apps like a floor covered in oil
That's a slip hazard!
THAT'S A SLIP HAZARD!!
No guardrails on your heart, just waiting for the fall
High voltage ex-lovers left wires exposed in the hall
I want to be your OSHA Girlfriend, babe
Regulating risks that you take every day
Mandatory compliance with a standard of care
Zero accidents recorded when I’m here
Check the log!
Let's talk Lockout/Tagout for that girl on your phone
Isolate the energy so you stay in the zone
I’m your Personal Protective Equipment, class A
Shielding you from toxic fumes and emotional decay
According to section 1910, subpart love
I’m conducting an audit of the push and the shove
No citations issued if you just sign the line
A willful violation if you decline to be mine
I want to be your OSHA Girlfriend, babe
Regulating risks that you take every day
Mandatory compliance with a standard of care
Zero accidents recorded when I’m here.
Check the log!
Safety first, darling.
Compliance is mandatory.
Sign here.