Just landed here

Let's see what you got

Came from far, yeah, lightyears in the rear

Saw your planet shining, had to stop and steer

No hostility, we're just passing through

Heard about the party, thought we'd vibe with you

Stepping off the ship, hands up, all smiles

Your people gather 'round, cameras, questions, wild

Universal language, yeah, we speak it clean

Friendliest faces that you've ever seen

We come in peace, no threat, just respect

Open arms, good charm, what'd you expect?

Making friends fast, yeah, the vibe's intact

First contact, relax, this is a fact

[Gang vocals]: First impression!

We just landed, understand it, this is history

[Gang vocals]: New connection!

Breaking barriers, yeah, you're feeling me

[Gang vocals]: No aggression!

Just here to party with humanity

First impression, first impression

[Ad-libs]: Yeah! We here! Let's go!

Week one, we're fitting in like natives now

Learning all your customs, yeah, we figured out

How you move, how you groove, what you celebrate

Sharing all our tech, yeah, you think it's getting great

Integration seamless, we adapt so quick

Vibing at your clubs, yeah, we mastered it

Trust is building fast, defenses coming down

Funny how easy it is to own a town

We blend in perfectly, you miss the threat

The bigger picture forming, warning signs are free

Your guard is gone, there's no stopping us, too late

First impression sealed your fate

[Gang vocals]: First impression!

We just landed, got invited, call it destiny

[Gang vocals]: Deep connection!

You invited us in so willingly

[Gang vocals]: Misdirection!

While you partied, we took everything

First impression, first impression

You really thought we came here just to dance?

Studied every move, we never left it up to chance

Infrastructure mapped while you were having fun

Welcome committee for an invasion—we won

Checkmate before you knew the game began

Your world, our world, all according to plan

[Gang vocals]: False impression!

We took your planet, and you handed us the keys

[Gang vocals]: No protection!

Smiled and waved while taking everything

[Gang vocals]: New direction!

This planet bows to our authority

First impression, first impression

Thanks for the warm welcome

Really made this easy

Oh, and about that party?

Consider it a farewell

Enjoy the new management