Ridin’ round Brentwood

My homeboy and me

Gonna fill our grill up

At the Mickey D's

The Bentley gets a look

By every woman we pass

I love to drive my Bronc

But this Bentley scores ass!

To the drive through I go

Order up some Big Macs

I eat mine right then

Kato saves his for a snack

Yo, son…what’d I get from Mickey D's?

That special sauce makin me feel lousy…

A couple hard ass gangsters

On the streets of Brentwood

Showing out in my Bentley

We up to no good

Asked Kato for change

Of a hundred-dollar bill

But he was all tapped out

That mother fucker tapped out still

That vagrant told me, “Juice,

I got no change… Nigga, please”

But he told me day had change

Down at Mickey D's

Yo, son…this broke fool always moochin

I’ll buy him a burger, no fries, I ain't stupid!

(Stupid, Stupid, Stupid)

A couple hard ass gangsters

On da streets of Brentwood

Showin out in my Bentley

We up to no good

Asked Kato for change

Of a hundred-dollar bill

But he was all tapped out

Dat mother fucker tapped out still

I got home to start packing

Kato went around back

Heading quickly to that guest house

For his nine o'clock jack.

Got my golf gear ready

Wasn’t really that hard

Chipped some old shitty golf balls

Into the neighbor’s yard

Took a break for a second

Called that bitch, Paula, up

While I was slurpin down Fanta

From that Mickey Deez Cup.

Thought about my friend Kato

How Nicole hates his ass

But he knows how to find them chicks

Hangin' by da overpass...

(For real...them honeys is fine, boy!)

A couple hard ass gangsters

On da streets of Brentwood

Showin out in my Bentley

We up to no good

Asked Kato for change

Of a hundred-dollar bill

But he was all tapped out

Dat mother fucker tapped out still

(Kato....he aaight)

(Just don't shake dat hand when he comes from da guest house...for real!)

(Wonder if he put his hands on my burger. Special sauce.... my ass!)