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Alright girls and boys, watch your step!

[Verse 1]
All the sheepy sheep in Caithness
They'aven't got no sense
First they get their heads stuck
Tight inside a shitty wire fence

If lucky, they wobble to the edge
Take a look at the tide
Slip into river Thurso
And bid the farm bye bye

Floating out to sea
Bobbing like a cork
Just a fluffy snack for a
Killer whale's jaws

[Pre-Chorus]
Nobody fucking told me
But now I see the truth
They're looking for the reaper
Since their very early youth

[Chorus]
It's a hundred different ways for them to die!
They try and try and then try, gosh they try!

Maybe mud in the bog
Or lightning out the cloudy sky
They try and try and then try, jeez they try!

A hundred different ways to die!
Yeah! A hundred different ways to die!


[Verse 2]
The sodding lambs are crying out
"Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba"
But daddy's behind a tractor wheel
"Nah, nah, nah, nah"

It's not for lack of trying
They just ain't that bright
Looking for a cliff edge In the
Middle of the fucking night!

[Pre-Chorus]
Nobody flipping told me
But now I see the truth!

[Chorus]
It's a hundred different ways for them to die!
They try and try and then try, gosh they try!

Maybe mud in the bog
Or lightning out the cloudy sky
They try and try and then try, jeez they try!

A hundred different ways to die
Yeah, a hundred different ways to die!

[Bridge]
Did you drown In the latest floods?
Did you slip? Or lost your arse to the crows?

Did you choke on a carrot?
Did you fall off the truck?
Just a woolly little legend bloody running out of luck!


[Final Chorus]
It's a hundred different ways for them to die!
They try and try and then try, gosh they try!

Maybe mud in the bog Or lightning out the cloudy sky
They try and try and then try, jeez they try!

A hundred different ways to die!
Yeah, a hundred different ways to die!


[Outro]
Now seriously...
how the fuck did this one manage to choke on her own wool?!