Hemorrhoids Are a Pain in the Ass
Spoken word. Poetic. melancholic. Storytelling. Vintage. Old fashion. Piano. Melodic. Army. Marching band. Wartime. 1900s. Anthemic. Thought provoking
Hemorrhoids Are a Pain in the Ass
Spoken word. Poetic. melancholic. Storytelling. Vintage. Old fashion. Piano. Melodic. Army. Marching band. Wartime. 1900s. Anthemic. Thought provoking
Lyrics
Verse
It can happen to you
It can happen to me
When you got a whole lotta time to sit on your hands
You know where you'll be
And you're probably saying "That'll never happen to me"
But don't count your chickens
It's not a pretty sight to see
Prechorus
This world will take a toll on you
Chorus
'Cause hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass
If you think it ain't gonna happen
You can kiss my ass
You could be the next one
Gettin' fingered at the doctor's office
Butt naked on your knees
Verse 2
He said
"I don't think it's that bad
If it was up to me
I don't see why they even have to come to the office
But what do I know?
I don't even have an M.D."
Prechorus
And he was wearin' a lab coat too
Chorus
Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass
If you think it ain't gonna happen
You can kiss my ass
You could be the next one
Gettin' fingered at the doctor's office
Butt naked on your knees