Now I ain’t one for gossip, I just watch and I observe

But some folks get protected way beyond what they deserve

Like Jeffrey Epstein — had a jet and a plan

And one of his best pals was Donald J. man

Yeah, Trump and ol’ Jeff, they was tight in the day

Partied in Palm Beach, laughed the night away

He said, and I quote, “He’s terrific, no lie —

And he likes the girls on the younger side, my oh my”

I ain't sayin' nothin’ — I’m just connectin’ the dots

But when the same names pop up, it gives me the trots

A whole lotta photos and real shady trips

Yet he swears he don't know nothin’ — ain't that a trip?

I ain't sayin' nothin’ — just don’t trust politicians

But it sure sounds mighty suspicious

Now back in the ‘90s they were partyin’ hard

Mar-a-Lago, Manhattan, all up in the yard

Said “Jeffrey’s a terrific guy” — yeah, that’s a quote

Kinda weird now that they’re burnin’ the boats

And when Epstein got caught, Trump sure flipped the script

Said “I cut him off” — yeah, after the ship dipped

Funny how rich men all get real vague

When the FBI’s sniffin’ around Lolita Bay

I ain’t accusin’ — I just read the same news

But some folks sweat bullets when asked what they knew

Ain’t sayin' he’s guilty, but let’s be realistic

The whole damn story smells mighty suspicious

Now if I threw a barbecue with that many coincidences,

Y’all’d be askin’ questions before the brisket even finished.

He’s on camera, on paper, in photos and quotes…

But somehow he floats like a gold-plated boat.

They say “Hillary did it” — yeah, she’s the big threat

But who was in charge when ol’ Jeffrey got dead?

Trump was the boss, Bill Barr ran the pen

And his daddy gave Jeff his first job back when

No degree, no résumé, just walked in the door

To teach math to rich kids — what was that for?

And Barr wrote a book, real creepy and vicious

Robots and teens? Man, that sounds suspicious

They flew on the plane, there’s a record to see

And Epstein had access to Trump’s property

They say he got banned — but we never saw proof

Just a PR move when the heat hit the roof

And Ghislaine gets jailed for trafficking girls

Trump says “I wish her well” — like it’s just any girl

Not a care for the victims, no justice, no mention

Just protectin’ the ones who might spill his connection

I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ — I’m just hummin’ along

But when rich men lie, it don’t take long

To smell the smoke under all that gold gloss

And wonder why justice gets lost in the sauce

I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ — I just follow the whispers

But it sure sounds mighty suspicious

They hit the town dancin’, crackin’ them jokes

Two rich ol’ hounds surrounded by folks

But when the feds rolled in, he said “I hardly knew him”

Man, that ain’t denial — that’s just straight up ruin’

And if you think he forgot, well buddy, that’s rich

He lies every day, but ain’t slick with that pitch

He knew what was up — and the folks he defends

Ain’t the salt-of-the-earth, they’re the worst oh man

John Casablancas and Lex Wexner too

Is there a person unlike Epstein this guy knew?

Now he ran teen pageants, struttin’ like a king

Said he’d “walk right in” while they were changing

Told Stern all about it, like it’s somethin’ to brag

But if I did that, I’d be cuffed with a tag

Then he talks 'bout Ivanka — man, what the hell?

Said “if she wasn’t my daughter…” yeah, we heard it ourselves

Called her “hot,” said “she’s got a great body too”

That ain’t proud dad talk, that’s some creeper voodoo

And y’all heard it.

Not on some back channel, not in secret — on Howard Stern, live on the air.

Braggin’ about walkin’ in on teenage girls gettin’ dressed.

Sayin’ he’d date his own daughter if she wasn’t his.

If I said half that mess about anybody,

Y’all wouldn’t let me within six counties of a Little League game.

But hey… what do I know?

I just write songs. And remember stuff.

Now look…

I ain’t sayin’ he did nothin’.

I’m just sayin’ — if you partied with a guy for ten years,

Flew on his jet, praised him in public,

and then pretended you barely knew him?

I’d call that lyin’.

But hey…

That’s just my two cents

God bless America

I love my country

I say we impeach Trump, JD Vance and Marco Rubio in succession and start from scratch. God damn this administration fucking sucks ass

And that's from the heart. Yup. Have a good one