Woke up this morning, catnip crave gone berserk
Brain's a mushy puddle, sloshed in feline murk
Might grind a granny's bones, or stomp a toddler's skull
For that leafy devil, yeah, my sanity's null
You wouldn't grasp it, fool, life's a grotesque farce
Catnip's chomped my cortex, left me in the dark
Snort it up my nostrils, till my eyeballs pop
Cats know better, they whisper, never stop
Cats know better
Cats know better
Cats know better
Nibblin' neurons, furry apocalypse
Pummel a hobo's guts, or slurp a sewer rat
You can't comprehend, my fate's a splattered mat
My junk's microscopic, bugs throw pity parties
Hidin' knives in my colon, for those bloody sorties
Schooled to smash the feeble, crunch their brittle spines
That's my rotten rhythm, crossin' all the lines
Destiny's a vomit comet, hurlin' me insane
Cats know better, catnip's feasted on my brain
Cats know better
Cats know better
Cats know better
Gnawin' grey matter, whisker wasteland
If you're limbless, eyeless, just a quivering blob
For catnip, I'll puree ya, turn ya into slob
Perhaps you're mute and mangled, my perfect prey delight
Creep in with a blender, blend ya out of sight
I'm the mangy monarch, prowlin' putrid alleys
Dole out maggots as treats, ignite the grosser tallies
Crush a slug with glee, or chug a pus-filled cup
I'm the vile overlord, your world's all chewed up
You wouldn't fathom, fool, my realm's a rancid dream
Catnip's gobbled grey cells, burstin' at the seam
Claws in the air, in this nightmare charade
Cats know better, my mind's forever decayed
Cats know better
Cats know better
Cats know better
Meowin' meltdown, brainless brigade