
California Euphoria
[Genre: Funk Metal, Alternative Rock, high energy] [Instrumentation: driving beat, prominent funk slap bass, wah-wah electric guitar, overdriven distorted guitar riffs, dynamic drums, high energy male vocals whiteboy pseudo-rap]

California Euphoria
[Genre: Funk Metal, Alternative Rock, high energy] [Instrumentation: driving beat, prominent funk slap bass, wah-wah electric guitar, overdriven distorted guitar riffs, dynamic drums, high energy male vocals whiteboy pseudo-rap]
Lyrics
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Verse 1
Skateboard table and a pineapple hat,
Met a seagull named Jerome who said he didn't like rap.
Flip-flop fever with a sandal tattoo,
I got a pocket full of oranges and none are for you.
Salad bar cowboy dancin’ in the rain,
Bought a jalapeño ticket for the gravy train.
Twelve more minutes ’til the funk explodes,
I’m a lactose outlaw on the wrong zip code.
Chorus
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the sun kisses weirdos ’til the morning, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the beaches are preachin’ and the surf’s performin’, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
It's the golden state of euphorrria!
Verse 2
Taco-scented wizard in a thrift-store robe,
Told me “brother, your chakras need a strobe."
Banjo beatbox on a rooftop chair,
Eating vegan marshmallows I found in my hair.
Backyard Buddha with a yo-yo string,
Teaching seagulls how to freestyle sing.
My soul’s on fire in a Whole Foods line,
Got a kombucha eruption and I’m feelin’ fine.
Chorus
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the sidewalks shimmer with electric karma, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the palm trees gossip like they know your mama, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
It's the golden state of euphorrria!
Bridge
Ding-dang, dong-dong, deng-deng, doo!
Bada-bapa-zabba like a chili kangaroo!
Shimmy-sham, flip-a-flam, woo-woo hey!
Skiddle-diddle-widdle ’til the break of day!
Bing-bang, biddle-diddle, zow-zow, shabba-doo!
Ding-dang-dong, yeah we wiggle in the stew!
Floop-flap, tiki-taki, woo-hoo, booga-bong!
Zim-zam, chili jam — c’mon and sing along!
Zamba-lamba-reeba-reeba, hoppa-loppa-loo!
Dabba-dabba-dreamer with the dippa-dappa crew!
Fing-fang, bing-bang, swish-swash, pow!
If nonsense is a river then I’m swimmin’ in it now!
Chorus
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the sun kisses weirdos ’til the morning, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the beaches are preachin’ and the surf’s performin’, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the sidewalks shimmer with electric karma, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
Where the palm trees gossip like they know your mama, yeah.
I live in Califorrrnia!
It's the golden state of euphorrria!
