Snow on the roof, boots by the door

Ugly Christmas sweaters scattered on the floor

Couples rolled in for carols and cheer

But the punch is strong and the night is clear

Red ribbon wristbands, green for the crew

Someone just laughed “I drew lucky you”

Cookies cooling, fire’s burning bright

Tonight nobody’s driving home tonight

Mistletoe hanging over the crystal bowl

Pick a key, pick a ride, let the good times roll

Mercedes, Tesla, old pickup truck

We’re all getting cozy, call it Christmas luck

Eggnog flowing, playlist feeling right

Someone’s hand is warm and the mood is light

The hi-fi crooning “Baby It’s Cold Outside”

Guess who just grabbed the keys for a moonlight ride

Jingle my bells, come shake this sack tonight

Riding a brand new sleigh till the morning light

Another reindeer friend, prancing through the snow

Grab a random set of keys and away we go

Jingle my bells, make the windows steam

Nine happy reindeer chasing one big dream

Jingle all the way, sing in harmony

Merry Christmas, baby, wrong house but you’re with me

Stockings on the banister, laughter down the hall

Someone’s yelling “Santa” at the top of it all

North Pole called, said the elves want fun

I told ‘em bring cocoa and join everyone

Tinsel tangled in somebody’s hair

Wedding rings still on, nobody cares

The neighbor’s Prius just got rocked so sweet

Whole street dancing to the winter beat

Dawn creeping pink over frost-covered roofs

Half the driveways empty, that’s all the proof

Coffee’s brewing, smiles in the snow

Keys still swinging from the mistletoe

Same time next year, mark it on the slate

Mrs. Claus just texted “don’t be late”

Jingle my bells, one last festive ride

Leave your worries at the door, bring Christmas inside

Another reindeer friend, hear the laughter ring

Best dang gift exchange the season can bring

Jingle all the way, sing in 4-part glee

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good ski

See you next Christmas

Same bowl, same cheer

Ho ho ho

Happy New Year