SAVE THE GARLIC BREAD

  • 1980s Charity Supergroup Anthem Parody with massive emotional humanitarian energy
  • soft piano intro
  • vinyl crackle
  • analog tape warmth
SAVE THE GARLIC BREAD

Lyrics

Soft piano

Vinyl crackle

Distant thunder

Narrator voice:

Tonight…

Millions of families…

will sit down at dinner…

without…

garlic bread…

Soft choir gasp

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Raspy emotional rock singer

I saw a child…

holding dry pasta…

No butter…

No seasoning…

Only silence…

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British female singer

In the darkness…

of the supermarket aisle…

One woman whispered…

“they forgot the garlic spread…”

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Soft emotional guitar swell

Soul singer

Every breadstick…

deserves a chance…

To reach its full potential…

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Massive chorus begins

WE ARE THE BREADDDDDD

WE ARE THE GARLICCCCC

WE ARE THE ONES

WHO DESERVE EXTRA CHEESE TONIGHTTTTT

Children’s choir

EXTRA CHEESE TONIGHTTTTT

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Country singer

Mama cried…

near the frozen section…

Holding expired croutons…

in the rain…

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Emotional saxophone solo

Whisper narrator

No family…

should experience…

dry lasagna…

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Gospel preacher

CAN I GET A BREADSTICK?!

Crowd

BREADSTICKKKKKK!!

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Dramatic tom fills

Tearful diva singer

You may say…

it’s only garlic bread…

But tonight…

WE RISE…

TOGETHERRRRRRR

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Massive key change

Entire supergroup

SAVE THE GARLIC BREADDDDDD

FOR THE CHILDRENNNNNN

NO MORE DRY PASTAAAAAA

NO MORE EMOTIONAL HUNGER TONIGHTTTTT

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Children’s choir repeating emotionally

GARLIC BREAD…

GARLIC BREAD…

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Narrator voice

This summer…

One world…

One breadstick…

Soft whisper

…thank you…

Fade out with emotional choir