
愛你個仙人板板
Alternative Rock x Post-Punk Revival and Garage Rock energy. Raw and gritty atmosphere with playful anger. Vocals include shouting with intentional breaks, Sichuan dialect spoken, melodic chorus, and gang vocals for call-and-response. Guitar uses palm muting riffs, power chords, slide and bend effects, and double-tracked wall-of-sound layers. Bass with pick playing, octave jumps, distorted tone, and syncopated rhythms. Drums feature snare accents, heavy kick punches, hi-hat open/close dynamics, tom roll fill-ins, and layered crash cymbals. Additional percussive elements include handclaps, stomps, and crowd shouts. Guitar feedback screech and ambient noise layers for chaotic authenticity. High-resolution audio, dynamic range enhancement, balanced EQ highlighting vocals and bass, wide stereo imaging, analog warmth, and slight noise retention for live raw feeling.

愛你個仙人板板
Alternative Rock x Post-Punk Revival and Garage Rock energy. Raw and gritty atmosphere with playful anger. Vocals include shouting with intentional breaks, Sichuan dialect spoken, melodic chorus, and gang vocals for call-and-response. Guitar uses palm muting riffs, power chords, slide and bend effects, and double-tracked wall-of-sound layers. Bass with pick playing, octave jumps, distorted tone, and syncopated rhythms. Drums feature snare accents, heavy kick punches, hi-hat open/close dynamics, tom roll fill-ins, and layered crash cymbals. Additional percussive elements include handclaps, stomps, and crowd shouts. Guitar feedback screech and ambient noise layers for chaotic authenticity. High-resolution audio, dynamic range enhancement, balanced EQ highlighting vocals and bass, wide stereo imaging, analog warmth, and slight noise retention for live raw feeling.
Lyrics
286,你這哈皮~
愛你個仙人板板,跑都跑不脫!
你一張嘴,老子~腦殼痛
吵吵~嚷嚷~整夜不~打烊
想把你推遠,結果心裡又癢
你是根刺,偏偏戳到心坎上
說要甩了你,嘴巴硬得很
結果翻個身,又想你得慌
愛你個仙人板板~
罵你罵到聲嘶力竭
286,越罵越上癮
你走咯我還要追到天邊
愛你個仙人板板~
恨你恨到眼淚打轉
偏偏沒有你我又~慌~又~亂
一邊鬧,一邊愛,一邊巴適得板!
朋友都笑我,說我是犯賤
嫌你煩得要死,還是離不遠
你整天惹火我,我還要跟你~抱~抱
打打鬧鬧,結果又要和好
哎呀~
是恨還是愛? 分都分不開
想要離開,卻還想把你拽
愛你
愛你~個仙人板板~
你罵我罵得凶,我還笑到抽
286,欠收拾的傢伙
罵歸罵,心頭還是捨不得走
愛你個仙人板板~
越鬧越黏,越罵越甜
你若不在,老子心裡空一片
一邊怨,一邊愛,我~這輩子都~犯~賤!
哎呀媽耶~
286,你跑不脫~
愛你個仙人板板,
老子罵你到老,還要愛到老!
仙人板板喲~
這輩子算是栽到你手上咯~
愛你
愛你~個仙人板板
