In a United Kingdom of North Korea

Where everyone is a prince or a princess

We're all blessed

We're all well dressed

In our dirt and our stress

Our beige dresses and beards

And our mild body odour

It's a miracle

In a kingdom that should be divided

Our life expectancy's like a map of the UK

With a gap between the rich and the poor

But no NHS to save us

And if you try and move away

You're gonna be denied a visa

We're just not allowed to leave here

Even if our friends need us

And we've got friends that need us

And we've got things we wanna see and do

In the United Kingdom of North Korea

There are places that are sacred

That no one's ever seen

And there's some things that we're just not allowed to know

And so we think that maybe

There's a dragon in a lake somewhere

And there's a lion in the snow

But all of the stories and myths and the legends

The things that make us feel small

And so afraid

Are a message that only the powers that be understand

It's a miracle

A gift from God that keeps us in line

So there's no revolt or rebellion

And everything's fine

Because if you go against the system

You're gonna be thrown in prison

And there's prisons where there's children

Who'll never get out of there

There's not much that you can do

When you live in a kingdom where everything's so expensive

So it's no wonder people break the law

And if you live in the South

You'll probably be alright

But for the rest of us

It's a fight for survival

In a United Kingdom of North Korea

It's a miracle

A miracle

In a United Kingdom of North Korea