Two-Face, Turn the page, Erase, Replace.

みんな、集まってくれ！
minna, atsumatte kure!
Gather around, everyone!

フェイタルニュースより、また新たな社会的殺戮をお届けする！
feitaru nyuusuu yori, mata aratana shakaiteki satsuriku o otodoke suru!
This is Fatal News, bringing you another social assasination!

[Verse 1]
詳細を教えて
shousai o oshiete
Fill me in on the details.

何が起こったのか？何がこうさせたのか？
nani ga okotta no ka? nani ga kou saseta no ka?
What happened? What brought it upon?

そうか、ニュースになりそうだ
sou ka, nyuusu ni narisou da
I see, it seems newsworthy...

だが、もっと無茶な説明をしよう
daga, motto mucha na setsumei o shiyou
But I'll report it a bit more absurd.

[Verse 2]
ローカルニュース　世界の大騒動
rookaru nyuusu sekai no oosoudou
Local news, a viral uproar.

村人たち　加害者を追放
murabito-tachi kagaisha o tsuihou
The local folk unites to shun the "perpetrator".

アナウンサー　大笑い
anaunsaa oowarai
The announcer laughs out loud.

「また一人撃沈！」　拳を突き上げる
"mata hitori gekichin!" kobushi o tsukiageru
"Yes, another kill!", pumping his fist in triumph.

[Pre-Chorus]
圧政こそが唯一の呼吸
assei koso ga yuiitsu no kokyuu
Tyranny is the only way we know how to breathe.

見出しなしで生きられるか？
midashi nashi de ikirareru ka?
How could you live without headlines?

誰が選ばれ破滅するか、
dare ga erabare hametsu suru ka,
Whoever is chosen to be ruined,

地獄で眠れ！
jigoku de nemure!
Sleep in hell!

[Chorus]
嘘八百24時間！
uso happyaku 24 jikan!
The biggest lie 24/7!

情報源はどこより完璧！
jouhougen wa doko yori kanpeki!
Our sources are more perfect than anywhere else!

信じろ、真実しか語らない！
shinjirou, shinjitsu shika kataranai!
Believe me, I only speak the truth!

フェイタルニュースなので！
feitaru nyuusuu nanode!
It's Fatal News!

[Refrain]
Two-Face, Turn the page, Erase, Replace.

みんな、集まってくれ！
minna, atsumatte kure!
Gather around, everyone!

フェイタルニュースより、また新たな社会的殺戮をお届けする！
feitaru nyuusuu yori, mata aratana shakaiteki satsuriku o otodoke suru!
This is fatal news, bringing you another social assasination!

[Verse 3]
無意味な恐怖を広めよう
muimi na kyoufu o hiromeyou
Pushing for unnecessary mass panic.

今すぐ世界大戦を発表
ima sugu sekai taisen o happyou
Let's announce the world war right now!

うごめき　叫び　逃げ惑う
ugomeki sakebi nigemadowu
The squirming, the screaming, the running,

実験ネズミたちの動き最高の娯楽
jikken nezumi-tachi no ugoki saikou no goraku
Watching my lab rats do their best at entertaining me!

[Verse 4]
グローバルニュース　ローカル炎上
guroobaru nyuusu rookaru enjou
Global news, Local blaze.

「そんな事実ない！」と無駄な主張
"sonna jijitsu nai!" to muda na shuchou
"It never happened like that!” a futile claim.

くちばし動かすだけの虚無
kuchibashi ugokasu dake no kyomu
Nothing but beak-moving nothingness.

世界は知ってる、諦めろ！
sekai wa shitteru, akiramero!
The world already knows, just give it up!

[Pre-Chorus]
圧政こそが唯一の呼吸
assei koso ga yuiitsu no kokyuu
Tyranny is the only way we know how to breathe.

見出しなしで生きられるか？
midashi nashi de ikirareru ka?
How could you live without headlines?

誰が選ばれ破滅するか、
dare ga erabare hametsu suru ka,
Whoever is chosen to be ruined,

地獄で眠れ！
jigoku de nemure!
Sleep in hell!

[Chorus]
嘘八百24時間！
uso happyaku 24 jikan!
The biggest lie 24/7!

情報源はどこより完璧！
jouhougen wa doko yori kanpeki!
Our sources are more perfect than anywhere else!

信じろ、真実しか語らない！
shinjirou, shinjitsu shika kataranai!
Believe me, I only speak the truth!

フェイタルニュースなので！
feitaru nyuusuu nanode!
It's Fatal News!

善行のすべて　が暴力の証！
zenkou no subete ga bouryoku no akashi!
Good acts are a act of violence!

偉業のすべて　が腐敗の証！
igyou no subete ga fuhai no akashi!
Achievements are a proof of corruption!

絶えぬ欲望　見出しのため！
taenu yokubou midashi no tame!
Desperation for the perfect headline!

フェイタルニュースここで！
feitaru nyuusuu koko de!
Here at Fatal News!