“Insomniac Sleep-Along Song” is a lullaby that fails gloriously.

It doesn’t help you sleep. It helps you feel less alone when you can’t.

This song isn’t about peace and quiet. It’s about your brain playing EDM at 3 a.m., your pillow making weird decisions, your ceiling doing pirouettes, and someone upstairs starting a tap dance solo right when you thought you might doze off.

It’s a sleepover anthem for the chronically unrested:

“We don’t sleep, but we’re hilarious.

We’re tired, but we’re creatively broken.

Our heads are chaos, but it’s a shared chaos.”

So no—this isn’t background music. It’s a front-row ticket to your own midnight comedy hour.

You don’t dream alone.

You hallucinate with friends.

Let’s not sleep together.

Let’s… not sleep, together.