What if the world were to end tomorrow?

What if my house were burning down?

And what if you were to ask to borrow

My favourite pair of jeans and brown leather jacket?

I swear I wouldn't care

I wouldn't even dare

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But what if I saw you with another

And you were holding hands and all?

And she was laughing like my mother

And calling you baby? No

I wouldn't care

I'm not jealous

I'm not jealous

What if I found my hair was thinning?

What if I got stuck in a lift?

And what if I were lost in London

And I lost all my bags and all my stuff in a gift?

I swear I wouldn't care

I wouldn't even dare

[Chorus] 2x

But what if I saw you with another

And you were holding hands and all?

And she was laughing like my mother

And calling you baby? No

I wouldn't care

I'm not jealous

I'm not jealous

I'm not jealous

I'm not jealous

I am not bitter

No

I am not

I don't even think about it

I'm not broke

I'm just in between jobs

And I'm happy for you