Hairpin & Trigger

  • two male vocalists
  • alternating lead vocals
  • male vocals
  • duet
Hairpin & Trigger

Lyrics

Say, Hairpin

What's kickin'?

I've been thinking lately of the Legend of the Two

McGrady

And Sullivan

They were partners also, farmers, Domers through and through

Hey, Trigger

What'cha waking me for?

The Germ Bible

Is ancient hokey folklore

Hey, Hairpin

Just wishing

We could find the Bible, bring a cure-all to the land

I'd chip in

Your sidekick

You and I might make it all the way to Devil's Hand

Hey, Trigger

What'cha buggin' me for?

I said the Germ Bible

Is ancient hokey folklore

Wait, Trigger

Don't go slamming the door

Let's contemplate a while

Now, go and finish your chores

Today, Hairpin

I had a vision

One more premonition telling me what we should do

I say, Hairpin

{Say, hey}

Just listen

{Just listen}

I've foreseen the two of us on hogback past Karnu

Dang, Trigger

{But, Trigger}

What'cha scaring me for?

I thought the Germ Bible

Was ancient hokey folklore

Okay, Trigger

{Okay, Trigger}

I know your visions are pure

Grab our hover hog bridles

And we'll head to the store

No delay, Trigger

What'cha standing 'round for?

We have to leave at first light

We can't delay anymore