Hairpin & Trigger

Lyrics
Say, Hairpin
What's kickin'?
I've been thinking lately of the Legend of the Two
McGrady
And Sullivan
They were partners also, farmers, Domers through and through
Hey, Trigger
What'cha waking me for?
The Germ Bible
Is ancient hokey folklore
Hey, Hairpin
Just wishing
We could find the Bible, bring a cure-all to the land
I'd chip in
Your sidekick
You and I might make it all the way to Devil's Hand
Hey, Trigger
What'cha buggin' me for?
I said the Germ Bible
Is ancient hokey folklore
Wait, Trigger
Don't go slamming the door
Let's contemplate a while
Now, go and finish your chores
Today, Hairpin
I had a vision
One more premonition telling me what we should do
I say, Hairpin
{Say, hey}
Just listen
{Just listen}
I've foreseen the two of us on hogback past Karnu
Dang, Trigger
{But, Trigger}
What'cha scaring me for?
I thought the Germ Bible
Was ancient hokey folklore
Okay, Trigger
{Okay, Trigger}
I know your visions are pure
Grab our hover hog bridles
And we'll head to the store
No delay, Trigger
What'cha standing 'round for?
We have to leave at first light
We can't delay anymore
