这首歌《橄榄油爱》献给每一位用户——你打开一个界面，本来是想点“确定”，结果先被按钮搞到精神错乱。

没错，我们的爱情已经不是“你侬我侬”，是“你点错我，我重设你”。

感谢那些UI设计师，你们不是在优化，是在搞行为艺术，还是没有灵魂的那种。

别再问我喜不喜欢这版本，我已经习惯每周早上都要重新认识我最爱的App。

油爱？不，这不是UI，这是情感勒索。🎭📱🌀🙄🔁

“Olive Oil Love” is dedicated to every user who just wanted to hit “Confirm” — but got caught in a maze of mysteriously migrating buttons, unpredictable icons, and UX gaslighting.

Because nothing says love like a “UI update” that feels more like a breakup letter from an app.

Designers say they “care about the user.” I say they care about font weight and psychological warfare.

Weekly updates? Please.

If my relationship changed this often, I’d be single. Oh wait — I already am. 🫒💔🎡🧠🔄