[Verse]
At my best friend's wedding standing tall
I felt a rumble heard the call
Suddenly my world turned brown
Tux and pride came crashing down

[Chorus]
Poop storm hit the wedding floor
Spread like wildfire more and more
Bride's maid screamed in sheer dismay
Best man's pants led the way

[Verse 2]
Tried to hide behind a smiling face
But brown stains made my public disgrace
Groom was mad but I couldn't flee
Bride was crying
Cursing me

[Chorus]
Poop storm hit the wedding floor
Spread like wildfire more and more
Bride's maid screamed in sheer dismay
Best man's pants led the way

[Bridge]
Guests ran for cover in their suit and dress
Tables turned stained in a poop mess
I cried wishing I could disappear
Worst man of the year

[Verse 3]
Photographer froze to capture the blast
Photos not for history but laughs
Groom forgave for better or worse
But I'll always be the poop curse