[Intro, Denpa intro sound fx, glitchy beats, electronic sparkles]
ピコピコピカーン！
[Playful shout] デンパ電波まつり〜〜！

[Verse 1]
目が覚めたらカレーの匂い
でも冷蔵庫にはヨーグルトしかない
バナナに話しかけたのに無視
なにそれ？なにそれ？なにだよ！

[Pre-Chorus, Bubbly synths, ascending melody]
[High-pitched kawaii vocals]
ランドセル背負ったおじいちゃん
自転車で月までGO！

[Chorus, Denpa drop, energetic beat, layered vocals]
なにだよ！ (なにだよ！)
朝からパンが空を飛ぶ〜
なにだよ！ (なにだよ！)
犬が数学の問題解く〜
わけわかんないけど
楽しいからオッケー！

[Verse 2, Synth stutter effects, cartoon-style fx]
カエルがラップしてる駅前
鳩と踊るミラーボールタイム
電車が逆走してファンサする
なにそれ？なにそれ？なにだよ！

[Bridge, Tempo drop then rise]
[Robot voice] ピーピーガガ、ソレハ夢ジャナイ〜
[High-pitched kawaii vocals] おにぎりが恋人になった〜💖

[Verse 3, Glitchy FX, surreal imagery]
ネコが選挙に立候補！
投票所はコンビニの冷蔵庫！？
プリンとチーズが討論バトル
なにだよ選挙戦！？（ニャー！！）

[Chorus, Higher energy repeat, glitch overlays]
なにだよ！ (なにだよ！)
ピザに告白された〜！？
なにだよ！ (なにだよ！)
スマホがアイドルになってる〜！？
ありえないけど
笑えば勝ちだよ！

[Outro, Glitch fade out, cute vocal echoes, exaggerated ending]
なにだよ〜 なにだよ〜 なに〜〜だ〜〜よぉぉぉ↑
(エンドロールは回転寿司〜)
[High-pitched kawaii vocals]
ありがとぉ〜！また来てね〜！！
(ピコーン！消えるSE)
なにだよ…（echo: だよ…だよ…よ…）

[Verse 2, Synth stutter effects, cartoon-style fx]
カエルがラップしてる駅前
鳩と踊るミラーボールタイム
電車が逆走してファンサする
なにそれ？なにそれ？なにだよ！

[Bridge, Tempo drop then rise]
[Robot voice] ピーピーガガ、ソレハ夢ジャナイ〜
[High-pitched kawaii vocals] おにぎりが恋人になった〜💖

[Verse 3, Glitchy FX, surreal imagery]
ネコが選挙に立候補！
投票所はコンビニの冷蔵庫！？
プリンとチーズが討論バトル
なにだよ選挙戦！？（ニャー！！）

[Chorus, Higher energy repeat, glitch overlays]
なにだよ！ (なにだよ！)
ピザに告白された〜！？
なにだよ！ (なにだよ！)
スマホがアイドルになってる〜！？
ありえないけど
笑えば勝ちだよ！

[Outro, Glitch fade out, cute vocal echoes, exaggerated ending]
なにだよ〜 なにだよ〜 なに〜〜だ〜〜よぉぉぉ↑
(エンドロールは回転寿司〜)
[High-pitched kawaii vocals]
ありがとぉ〜！また来てね〜！！
(ピコーン！消えるSE)
なにだよ…（echo: だよ…だよ…よ…）

------ENG-------
[Intro, Denpa intro sound fx, glitchy beats, electronic sparkles]
Piko piko pikaaan!
[Playful shout] Denpa Radio Festival~~~!

[Verse 1]
Woke up to the smell of curry stew
But the fridge only had some yogurt, boo!
Tried talking to a banana—no reply
Like, what the heck? What the heck? What is this guy!?

[Pre-Chorus – Bubbly synths, ascending melody]
[High-pitched kawaii vocals]
Grandpa’s got a school backpack on
Riding his bike straight to the moon—come on!

[Chorus – Denpa drop, energetic beat, layered vocals]
What the heck?! (What the heck?)
A slice of toast is flying through the air!
What the heck?! (What the heck?)
A dog just solved a math quiz fair and square!
It makes no sense at all
But it’s fun so it’s all good, y’all!

[Verse 2 – Synth stutter effects, cartoon-style fx]
A frog is rapping at the station today
Mirror ball spins while pigeons dance and sway
A train goes backwards waving fans on the way
What the heck? What the heck? What did you just say!?

[Bridge – Tempo drop then rise]
[Robot voice] Beep beep bzzzt—this is not a dream~
[High-pitched kawaii vocals] My rice ball became my darling, it seems~💖

[Verse 3 – Glitchy FX, surreal imagery]
A cat’s now running for election seat!?
Polling place’s inside a convenience store fridge—neat!?
Pudding and cheese are in a fierce debate
Election chaos, what a fate!? (Meeeeow!!)

[Chorus – Higher energy repeat, glitch overlays]
What the heck?! (What the heck?!)
A pizza just confessed its love to me!?
What the heck?! (What the heck?!)
My smartphone turned into an idol on TV!?
It’s totally impossible
But if you laugh, then you’ve won it all!

[Outro – Glitch fade out, cute vocal echoes, exaggerated ending]
What the heck~ What the heck~ Whaaaat the heeeck~~~↑
(The end credits are conveyor belt sushi~~)
[High-pitched kawaii vocals]
Thank youuuu~! Come play with us again~!!
(Pikoon! Exit sound effect)
What the heck… (echo: the heck… the heck… heeck…)