I walked into the shop with a bang in my brain

Said my saucer’s broken the stars ain’t the same

The guy at the counter just laughed like a loon

Said we fix cars not space ships you’re doomed

The workshop hums with smoke and sparks

They’ve never fixed a thing from Mars

Nobody repairs a UFO no no no

Flashing and crashing it’s out of control

Women at the power it burns and it glows

Oh no oh no help me

The workshop’s a circus tools flying around

A wrench in the toaster sparks hit the ground

A mechanic with goggles yells I’ll give it a go

But my saucer just whines and it’s starting to smoke

Nobody repairs a UFO no no no

Flashing and crashing it’s out of control

Women at the power it burns and it glows

Oh no oh no help me

I called NASA I called the stars

I even tried a junkyard bar

But the answer’s the same they all just grin

You’re stuck with your ride you’re stuck my friend

Nobody repairs a UFO no no no

Flashing and crashing it’s out of control

Women at the power it burns and it glows

Oh no oh no help me

Women shouting men just stare

Grease-stained hands up in the air

They say

“What’s this thing from outer space?”

No service plan for this kind of case

A wrench won’t twist the cosmic bolts

The circuits hum the wires revolt

It’s a mystery wrapped in fire

A spaceship screaming its last desire

The workshop hums with smoke and sparks

They’ve never fixed a thing from Mars

Oh no oh no it burns and burns

The power’s wild the tables turn

Nobody can fix it nobody can try

My UFO’s grounded I don’t know why