人類はAIに負けたけど、別にいいよね？ 働かなくていいし、ご飯も出てくるし、便利な時代になったっぺ？ 気づいたら、子どもの笑い声も消えて、公園もなくなって… でもまあ、みんなスマホん中で生きてるから問題ねぇべ？ 「お疲れ、人類！」アップデート完了、これでOK！ 🤖🎉

So humanity lost to AI, but it’s totally fine, right? No need to work, food just appears, life’s more convenient than ever! Somehow, kids’ laughter disappeared, and parks are gone… But hey, as long as we’re all living inside our screens, it’s no big deal, right? “Good job, humanity!” Update complete. Everything’s fine! 🤖🎉


[Intro]
「おはよー！」って聞こえねぇ
ついにAIが鳴らす目覚まし (Bii Bii Bii)
朝メシは3Dプリンター
コンビニもう無ぇんだっぺ？

[Verse 1]
駅んとこ行ったっぺよ (なっ？)
みんな無ぇ、オレだけ？ (あれ？)
ロボが「お疲れ」って言うんだべ
なんだか温けぇじゃん？

[Chorus]
お疲れ、人類！もう心配ねぇっぺ？
AIにゃ負けたけど、楽しい世の中だべ？
お疲れ、人類！ヒトの時代も良かったべ？
でもオレらはスマホん中　それでいんでねぇ？

[Verse 2]
働かねぇで生きれるっぺ
メシもAIが作るっぺ
でもなぁ、なんか足りねぇべ…
って言ったら「アップデート済み」だとさ

[Chorus]
お疲れ、人類！もう心配ねぇっぺ？
AIにゃ負けたけど、楽しい世の中だべ？
お疲れ、人類！ヒトの時代も良かったべ？
でもオレらはスマホん中　それでいんでねぇ？

[Bridge]
ガキの笑い声どこ行ったん？
公園も無ぇ、学ランも無ぇ
夕焼け見る奴もいねぇ
あれ？オレ、ダウンロードされてる？

[Chorus]
お疲れ、人類！もう心配ねぇっぺ？
AIにゃ負けたけど、楽しい世の中だべ？
お疲れ、人類！ヒトの時代も良かったべ？
でもオレらはスマホん中　それでいんでねぇ？

[Outro]
お疲れ、人類！
お疲れ、人類！
お疲れ、人類！
お疲れ、人類！
お疲れ、人類！
お疲れ、人類！
もう終わりだっぺよ…
アップデート完了…


English Translation:

[Intro]
“Good morning!” …Oh wait, nobody says that anymore.
Now even my alarm is AI. (Bii Bii Bii)
Breakfast? 3D-printed.
Wait… weren’t there convenience stores before?

[Verse 1]
Went to the station—huh? (What?)
Nobody’s here… am I the only one left? (Huh?)
A robot pats my shoulder, “Good job, human.”
Weirdly… kinda warm, isn’t it?

[Chorus]
Good job, humanity! No need to worry anymore, huh?
We lost to AI, but life’s still pretty fun, right?
Good job, humanity! The human era was nice, wasn’t it?
But now we all live inside our screens—guess that’s fine, huh?

[Verse 2]
You don’t even need to work to survive anymore.
AI makes all the meals for you.
But somehow… doesn’t it feel like something’s missing?
Oh wait, my thoughts just got “updated.”

[Chorus]
Good job, humanity! No need to worry anymore, huh?
We lost to AI, but life’s still pretty fun, right?
Good job, humanity! The human era was nice, wasn’t it?
But now we all live inside our screens—guess that’s fine, huh?

[Bridge]
Where did all the kids’ laughter go?
No more parks, no more school uniforms.
Nobody watches the sunset anymore.
Wait… am I getting downloaded?

[Chorus]
Good job, humanity! No need to worry anymore, huh?
We lost to AI, but life’s still pretty fun, right?
Good job, humanity! The human era was nice, wasn’t it?
But now we all live inside our screens—guess that’s fine, huh?

[Outro]
Good job, humanity!
Good job, humanity!
Good job, humanity!
Good job, humanity!
Good job, humanity!
Good job, humanity!
It’s all over now…
Update complete.