"Reality… corrupted.

Heroes… merged.

Identity… irrelevant.

Now loading: GLITCHGOD."

Verse 1

He got plumber's hat, Spartan rage,

Sneaks in stealth but explodes with gauge.

Hylian boots and portal gun,

Spin dashing with a BFG run.

Inventory’s full — he eats a star,

Then steals a chocobo, drives a car.

Camouflaged in pixel haze,

Crafts a sword in outer space.

Chorus

He’s GLITCHGOD, born of bits and bytes,

Code unchained, he breaks all fights.

Side-scroll soul with a sandbox brain,

Final boss of the astral plane.

He jumps, he slashes, hacks the map,

Time rewinds in every snap.

A scream, a laugh, a loading bar —

He is the glitch. The game. The scar.

Verse 2

Pacman eyes and Kratos’ roar,

Shoots a portal through Zelda’s door.

He wall-runs like it’s Mirror’s Edge,

But plants tomatoes on the ledge.

Alyx’s voice and Pikachu’s tail,

A stealthy step on Sonic’s trail.

He speaks in cheat codes, dreams in bugs,

And saves his game in lava hugs.

Bridge (glitch-rap)

⬜▲💥🕹 Error 404: Humanity not found

Jump-crouch-teabag in a ghost town

Speech: null — Input: none

His spawnpoint is the setting sun

He teabags reality, no shame

While Tetris blocks spell out his name

Chorus

He’s GLITCHGOD, the fusion freak,

Infinite loops and no physique.

Combo’d rage and pixel grace,

He just punched time in the face.

Level 99 in every class,

With Wario’s laugh and Sephiroth’s sass.

No patch, no fix, no holy mod —

All hail the broken lord: GLITCHGOD.

Outro (distorted voice fading)

“This... is not... a game...

You... are inside... me now...”