[intro]
Oh lawd he comin, the bord is here
absolute unit, round and sphere
the almighty bord, overseer of bright and dark sort
the fearsome green mantle, bringer of calamities in battle
[Instrumental]

[Verse]
look at the fat bord, fat bord chirp (chirp)
bank account with many zeroes, fat bord chirp (chirp)
US dollars, weights as much as his net worth
chirp chirp chirp (chirp)
chirp ... (chirp)
they tried to keep him locked in Ohio
he chirp
next thing he was on a plane to LA (i think bord is electric)
he chirp
he's round and chubby like a savoury potato
he chirp
"oh lawd he coming!" they say though
lawd lawd
the absolute unit is here ... bord (bord)
chirp (chirp)
bord is chilling, smooth like silk,
chirp chirp bord with a glass of milk
[Instrumental]

(Milk)
[pre-chorus]
(A-I- Magician let's go!)
one two three four,

[chorus]
bord bord bord bord
i saw em chirping i can't bord ya
bord bord bord bord
i saw em chirping i can't bord ya
bord bord bord bord
[Instrumental]
i saw em chirping i can't bord ya
[Instumental]

[bridge]
Why the bord so fat
man
he's so fat (he's so fat)
man
why that bord so fat
chirp chirp chirp
chirp
chirp
ho hoo
ho hoo
ho hoo
ho hoo
hoo
chirp
chirp
ho hoo
ho hoo
ho hoo
ho hoo
hoo
[Instrumental]

[verse]
bords not playing, bord chirps perfect,
keeps coming back like some motherfuckin herpes
(chirp)
he will not shut up it sounds like a bird chirp
noise so loud it makes both your ears hurt
(chirp)
he no fool he aint begging for supper (he demands it)
(chirp)
more cursed than touching grass in winter
chirp
he wasn't born he was formed
chirp
the closest thing known is a hornet swarm
chirp
on his perch spitting straight fire bars
chirp
this thicc boi's got a whole chirp squad
chirp chirp chirp
chirp
you won't hear it comin all you will hear is the chirp
chirp
[Instrumental]

[pre-chorus]
one two three four

[chorus]
bord bord bord bord
i saw em chirping i can't bord ya
bord bord bord bord
i saw em chirping i can't bord ya
bord bord bord bord
i saw em chirping i can't bord ya

[Outro - Fade Out Hook]
oh my lawd
(heavy is the bord)
oh my lawd
(heavy is the bord)
oh my lawd
(heavy is the bord)
oh my lawd
(heavy is the bord)
[End]