Verse 1:

I swore this year I’d eat real light

Just veggies, water, call it a night

Then Grandma said, “Just try a bite"

Now my belt’s fighting for its life

Pre-Chorus:

One cookie turned to six or seven

I saw the light, then passed out in heaven

Chorus:

I ate too much at Christmas time

My jeans declared a state of crime

Mashed potatoes, pie, and ham

I regret nothing, yes I am

I ate too much at Christmas time

Someone roll me home, I’ll be fine

Tell Santa I’m not stuck, just slow

I’ll waddle out into the snow

Verse 2:

The tree fell down, don’t ask me how

The cat is wearing tinsel now

Uncle Joe won’t stop his speech

He’s not political, just preach

2nd Pre-Chorus:

The oven’s hot, the house is loud

Someone please free me from this crowd

Chorus:

I ate too much at Christmas time

My stomach’s doing overtime

Stuffing, gravy, rolls, and cake

This is the last plate, that’s a lie I make

I ate too much at Christmas time

Elastic waistlines are a crime

If Santa laughs, I understand

I ate his cookies and his plan

Bridge:

New Year’s diet starts real soon

Right after pie… and maybe June

Final Chorus:

I ate too much at Christmas time

But honestly? I had a great time

Good food, bad jokes, love, and cheer

I’ll do it all again next year

I ate too much at Christmas time

But hey, at least my heart’s just fine

Now pass the leftovers, don’t be rude

It’s Christmas, that’s what families do!

Spoken:

Merry Christmas, everyone, and a happy new year!