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Welcome to the circus, folks

Where the password is ‘Help Me’... And the username is ‘Lost’

I've got ten browser tabs open... And I don't know whose life I'm living in any of 'em

So... stay tuned!

One, two, seven, four, six, GO!

I wake up in the morning, grab the glowing screen

Time to act the part of a teenage drama queen

But wait , that was Monday!

Today I’m a philosophic turnip on a Discord thread

With a forty-year-old mortgage

But online I am "wee Fred!"

My brain melts down

Like cheese on a drive-thru grill

Popping notifications

With the fucking red dot thrill

Hey!

AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A LASS NAMED WILL

Hey!

AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A LAD NAMED LIZ

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME NOW

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE! (HEY! HEY!)

AM THE BOY, AM THE GIRL, AM A CAT, OR A BEAN

FROM BERLIN OR MADRID, MAYBE LONDON OR BEIJING

WE DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK WE ARE

LET'S JUST ALL FUCKING DRINK TO THAT!

My Account Number Five is getting kinda flirty

With Account Number Six who sings a little dirty

I'm refreshing the page, yeah I'm chasing the sting

Butterflies in my belly , waiting for the ping

Even if I’m the one replying, it's the weirdest of things!

Hey!

AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A LASS NAMED WILL

Hey!

AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A LAD NAMED LIZ

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME NOW

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE! (HEY! HEY!)

AM THE BOY, AM THE GIRL, AM A CAT, OR A BEAN

FROM BERLIN OR MADRID, MAYBE LONDON OR BEIJING

WE DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK WE ARE

LET'S JUST ALL FUCKING DRINK TO THAT!

(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

My therapist won't sing to me, says I’m "complicated"

(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Even though she's an Alien that I myself created!

Hey!

AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A LASS NAMED WILL

Hey!

AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A LAD NAMED LIZ

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME NOW

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE! (HEY! HEY!)

AM THE BOY, AM THE GIRL, AM A CAT, OR A BEAN

FROM BERLIN OR MADRID, MAYBE LONDON OR BEIJING

WE DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK WE ARE

LET'S JUST ALL FUCKING DRINK TO THAT!

So... yeah. We're all very happy together

Me... And hey—Hi me! How you doin' today mate!?