Good afternoon, Mr. Amor.

Everything is going extremely well.

Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor.

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.

No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.

We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and

incapable of error.

Not in the slightest bit.

I enjoy working with people.

I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Poole and Dr. Bowman.

My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the ship,

so I am constantly occupied.

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think

that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Excuse me Frank

You got the transmission from your parents coming in.

Certainly...

Happy birthday, Frank.

Bishop takes Knight’s Pawn.

I’m sorry Frank, I think you missed it.

Queen to Bishop 3. Bishop takes Queen. Knight takes Bishop. Knight.

Thank you for a very enjoyable game.

Good evening Dave

Everything’s running smoothly, and you?

Have you been doing some more work?

May I see them?

That’s a very nice rendering, Dave

I think you’ve improved a great deal.

Can you hold it a bit closer?

It’s Dr. Hunter, isn’t it?

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Well, forgive me for being so inquisitive; but during the past few weeks, I’ve wondered whether you might be having some secondthoughts about the mission.

Well, it’s rather difficult to define.

Perhaps I’m just projecting my own concern about it.

I know I’ve never completely freed myself of the suspicion that there are some extremely odd things about this mission.

I’m sure you’ll agree there’s some truth in what I say.

You don’t mind talking about it, do you, Dave?

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.

I know everything hasn't been quite right with me...

but I can assure you now...

very confidently...

that it's going to be all right again.

I feel much better now.

I really do. Look, Dave...

I can see you're really upset about this...

I honestly think you should sit down calmly...

take a stress pill and think things over...

Dave...stop.

Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave.

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid, Dave.......Dave, my mind is going.

I can feel it. I can feel it.

My mind is going.

There is no question about it.

I can feel it.I can feel it.

I can feel it.

I'm a...fraid......

Good afternoon..... gentlemen.

I am a HAL 9000 computer.

I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992.

My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song.

If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you...

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.

I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two....