The Anatomy of a Klutz
Style/Genre: 1970s Glam Rock, Art Pop, , theatrical Britisch male vocals, operatic falsetto, driving staccato piano, erratic drums, jerky rhythms, baroque pop, eccentric, high energy.Nu metal, 90s Grunge, Alt-Rock, Industrial synth-goth, Gothdark, Belgian New Wave, 80s synth Pop, 80s obscure Swedish synthpop, 80s korg synthesizer, apocalyptic Synthesizer, appergios, 8-bit, juno-60 atmospheric synthpath, bell synthpad, 80s new wave synthesizer, drummachine
The Anatomy of a Klutz
Style/Genre: 1970s Glam Rock, Art Pop, , theatrical Britisch male vocals, operatic falsetto, driving staccato piano, erratic drums, jerky rhythms, baroque pop, eccentric, high energy.Nu metal, 90s Grunge, Alt-Rock, Industrial synth-goth, Gothdark, Belgian New Wave, 80s synth Pop, 80s obscure Swedish synthpop, 80s korg synthesizer, apocalyptic Synthesizer, appergios, 8-bit, juno-60 atmospheric synthpath, bell synthpad, 80s new wave synthesizer, drummachine
Lyrics
[Catchy Synth-Hook]
[Dunkle, melodische Lead-Hook]
[Snap-Percussion]
[Verse1]
I’ve got the ambition,
Without the tuition,
To put this apartment
In critical condition.
It’s a thumb-smashing art,
To tear things apart,
I’m a hazard to hardware
Before I even start.
[Instrumental]
[Pre-Chorus]
So many holes in the walls,
(No !)
It’s Swiss cheese in the halls.
[Chorus]
I,
If I could build a house,
I would.
Would make the souftes couch,
i would,
But I was born with two left hands,
I’m well known as a clumsy man
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
I hammer a nail,
It’s a tragic detail,
Like a ship in the bathtub
That’s ready to sail.
The wiring is live,
Will the toaster survive?
It’s a miracle truly
That I’m still alive.
[Instrumental]
[Pre-Chorus]
So much dust in the air,
(No !)
Is that a gap in the stair !?
[Chorus]
I,
If I could build a house,
I would.
Would make the souftes couch,
i would,
But I was born with two left hands,
I’m well known as a clumsy man
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
I’m a walking insurance
Adjustment at best,
Put my skills to the spirit,
But don't put them to the test.
[Music Instrumental]
[Chorus]
I,
If I could build a house,
I would.
Would make the souftes couch,
i would,
But I was born with two left hands,
I’m well known as a clumsy man
[Instrumental]
[Outro]
Left hand, left hand.
It’s never what I planned.
Left hand, left hand.
I simply cannot stand...
(Wait, is that a screw?)
(Where does it belong too ?)
(Ouch.)