King of the Scam
theatrical progressive metal with dramatic storytelling, heavy groovy riffs, big anthemic choruses and soaring melodic leads, powerful male vocals with theatrical delivery, arrogant spoken parts and evil laughter, mid-tempo 120-150 BPM with dynamic builds and crushing breakdowns, dark sarcastic mood about a Disney-style narcissistic lion king who promised to stop all wars, demanded the Nobel Peace Prize, threw a tantrum when he didn’t get it, and then bombed Iran creating chaos and rising prices around the world
King of the Scam
theatrical progressive metal with dramatic storytelling, heavy groovy riffs, big anthemic choruses and soaring melodic leads, powerful male vocals with theatrical delivery, arrogant spoken parts and evil laughter, mid-tempo 120-150 BPM with dynamic builds and crushing breakdowns, dark sarcastic mood about a Disney-style narcissistic lion king who promised to stop all wars, demanded the Nobel Peace Prize, threw a tantrum when he didn’t get it, and then bombed Iran creating chaos and rising prices around the world
Lyrics
Intro
Hakuna Matata? No, no, no…
Hakuna my ass!
This kingdom is MINE!
I promised peace…
I demanded the Nobel Prize…
They didn’t give it to me…
So now… let there be war!
Verse 1
I said “I’ll stop all the wars, believe me, it’s true”
“I’m the king of the deal, the greatest of you”
But they laughed at my greatness, they gave me no prize
So I threw a big tantrum with tears in my eyes
I attacked Venezuela, I bombed Iran
I started new chaos across the whole land
Prices went crazy, the world lost its mind
But I blamed everybody except for my kind
Pre-Chorus
I wanted the medal, I wanted the glory
Instead I got angry and started a story
Chorus
I’m the King of the Scam!
Bow down to me, damn!
I promised no wars but I lied through my teeth
I demanded the Nobel, they gave it to others, how sweet!
King of the Scam!
The greatest of all!
I attack when I’m angry and watch the world fall!
Verse 2
Now oil is expensive, the shelves are half bare
Inflation is rising, there’s panic in the air
I said “peace is coming”, I said “I’m the best”
But I started new fires just to get off my chest
I tweet in the morning, I rage in the night
While the whole world is burning, I’m playing golf, right?
My loyal hyenas keep cheering my name
While the prices keep rising and nobody’s sane
Pre-Chorus
I wanted the medal, I wanted the glory
Instead I got angry and started a story
Chorus
I’m the King of the Scam!
Bow down to me, damn!
I promised no wars but I lied through my teeth
I demanded the Nobel, they gave it to others, how sweet!
King of the Scam!
The greatest of all!
I attack when I’m angry and watch the world fall!
Bridge
They said I was dangerous…
They said I was mad…
So I proved them all right
And made the whole world feel bad!
Breakdown
SCAM!
SCAM!
KING OF THE SCAM!
LIE!
RAGE!
BOMB IRAN!
NO PRIZE?
NO PROBLEM!
ATTACK THEM ALL!
Final Chorus
I’m the King of the Scam!
Bow down to me, damn!
I promised no wars but I started new flames
I wanted the Nobel but they gave me the blame
King of the Scam!
The greatest of all!
I attack when I’m angry…
And watch the whole world fall!
Outro
Hahahaha…
Long live the king!
No peace…
No prize…
Just chaos…
And me!
Next I take Cuba and Greenland