so they came up on my page and asked for a jamaica song, almost certainly automated, but, lucky for them, i'm a cool motherfucker, so i made one anyway

i got this cleared by a real jamaican so i don't want to hear shit about it being flippant, i covered that in the song because your fucking tribute shit ain't rebuilding no houses


i don't believe in charity, typically, i think it is all some scam bullshit and the money rarely goes where it is supposed to. i don't have time to vet any charities, but if any of you have links of shit that you know is solid that i can put in here, drop it in the comments and i will add them.

obviously i am talking about charities related to jamaica right now, you drop some non-relevant bullshit to troll and i will just ban you without hesitation or explanation, this is your explanation.


i don't actually live in missouri(or do i? it rhymed), but i do live in CST/CDT, and i have been to missouri, and it is a shithole, and daylight savings time is absolutely fucking moronic and those responsible should be [copious amounts of hate speech redacted]

so what i am saying is, i am totally ok with the way it says "missouri", it is very fitting, and also out of like 30 gens it said it that way every single time so i am not even gonna try to edit this shit



and yeah the image is hilarious, i got basically nothing but outtakes trying to make this image, most of them it just had him hammering on fucking rubble, absolutely retarded, THAT IS NOT REBUILDING

but i got a few where he is like 70 feet tall lol (i told it "almost seven", not seventy) so i used one of them. the idea of having to get down on your knees to work on the roof of a house is just funny to me


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oh they say that Jamaica, is full of murder sprees
but i don't buy it, because reggae is all about peace
and on top of that, don't they smoke a lot of weed?
all that talk about murder seems kinda fishy to me

yeah i only know one Jamaican
he is six foot seven, you see
so if he wanted to kill someone
it would be pretty easy

oh Jamaica oh Jamaica
yeah same time zone as me
but only half the year
because i live in Missouri

they wanted me to write a song
but a song won't build your homes back
so instead i tried to make it funny
so maybe my friend would laugh

yeah i only know one Jamaican
he is six foot seven, you see
so if he wanted to kill someone
it would be pretty easy

but he just writes mean poems
pretty sure only for me
it makes me feel special
but don't tell him that - hee hee

oh Jamaica oh Jamaica
yeah same time zone as me
but only half the year
because i live in Missouri