Unicorn is in captivity

And by that I mean I'm at home

For the holidays with my family

It's a parade

How could you say the 60s was your favorite decade?

It's way better now

Anyway I still haven't watched White Lotus

And now I won't be able to for a while

Which I guess is fine

The countdown is on

And we're in for a long night

On New Year's Eve

The key is in the stone