I’m cracked up, laughing all day,
Watching you looking for beef in every way.
You got a beef with me? Or just a hungry belly?
Your muscles look like beef, but they’re shaking like jelly!


You want to beef up your ego, beef up your game?
But your trash talk is overcooked, it’s really a shame.
Are you mad? Did I hurt your pride?
Here’s a menu, pick a side!


Beef or Chicken? Nah.
Beef or Fish? No way.
Don’t stutter, boy, just listen to what I say.
In this world of drama, what’s the golden rule?
"BEEF and BEEF!" — That’s how we stay cool!


Where’s the beef? It’s right here on the plate.
Where’s the beef? It’s our twist of fate.
Stay salty, stay juicy, don’t you ever forget,
It’s a Beef and Beef world, the best meal yet!