**"The Moldy Onion Box!"**

*(Kids’ Show Opening Theme – bouncy ukulele, silly tuba, hand claps, and goofy cartoon voices. Upbeat and super catchy like Blue’s Clues or Daniel Tiger)*

**[Intro – Spoken with cheer]**

Hey kids! Look what we found today!

**[Chorus]**

Moldy box of onions, sitting in the shed,

Fuzzy green and wiggly, but he’s got a funny head!

Shake shake, sniff sniff, what’s inside today?

Moldy Onion Box is here to play!

Onion-y adventures, come along with me,

Moldy box of onions, silly as can be!

**[Verse 1]**

He’s got layers and layers, peeling back the fun,

Sprouting wiggly roots when the day is done!

Moldy friends are dancing on his fuzzy top,

They sing and they giggle and they never stop!

From the backyard garden to the kitchen sink,

He teaches us that stinky things can make you think!

**[Chorus]**

Moldy box of onions, sitting in the shed,

Fuzzy green and wiggly, but he’s got a funny head!

Shake shake, sniff sniff, what’s inside today?

Moldy Onion Box is here to play!

Onion-y adventures, come along with me,

Moldy box of onions, silly as can be!

**[Verse 2]**

He helps the flowers grow with his magic mush,

Turns old yucky stuff into brand new hush!

Compost buddies, worms that wiggle-wiggle,

Moldy box is laughing in the middle!

If you’re feeling grumpy or a little blue,

Open up the box and he’ll surprise you!

**[Bridge – slower, then building back up]**

Sometimes things look yucky…

But they can still be great!

Just like our moldy friend…

Who’s never out of date!

**[Final Chorus – big and loud with everyone singing]**

Moldy box of onions, best friend in the shed,

Fuzzy green and wiggly, he’s super cool instead!

Shake shake, sniff sniff, laugh the day away,

Moldy Onion Box is here to save the day!

Onion-y adventures, come along with me,

Moldy box of onions… YAY! We’re a family!

**[Outro – cheerful fade]**

Moldyyyyyy… Onionsssss…

See you next time!