Yo, got any enemies? (Oh please, don't get me started!) [Laughter:]Haha!

This is it, you've had enough

All shook up, full of regrets

Time to end your agony, and endless suffering

I'll reach out my hand to you (Take it!)

I'm willing to declare peace

that lasts an eternity

just help me out, real quick

See, I've got no agency —

I swear it's pure philanthropy (pure philanthropy!)

part of a grand philosophy

All I want is a million or three...

And I'll sign my decree of peace! (Hey, heyyy-!)

Sign, sign, sign right here please! (Sign, sign!)

All I want, all I want (is me?)

is a million or three (a declaration of peace?!)

Said, a million or three (Oh-ahh, a million or three!)

Yeah, all I need is a million or three

to put my mind at ease

Yo, don't hesitate

if you know what's good for you

You'll end up feeling great

if you lose a million or eight!

give in to my cause (give it to the cause!)

Become one-of-a-kind

you don't actually need it

not as much as me

Gimme that million or three (Anything else?!)

And I'll sign my decree of peace! (Hey, heyyy-!)

Sign, sign, sign right here please! (Sign, please!)

All I want (All he wants)

All I want (All you want)

All I want (is me?!)

is a million or three (a declaration of peace?!)

Said, a million or three (Oh-ahh, a million or three!)

If we don't make peace

we're still at war

I don't need three mil (specifically!),

if you haven't got that much to spend

Let's put aside our wealth and differences

and become friends instead! (Aww-!)

I'll do literally anything for a million or thr-

I mean, for peace! (peace, peace!)

Please sign my decree of peace! (Hey, heyyy-!)

Sign, sign, sign your name on the dots (Sign, sign!)

All I want (All I want)

All we want is world peace (peace, peace!)

Said, please sign up for peace (Oh-ahh, gotcha-cha-cha!)

And keep your ill-will-million or three

or uh, donate it later! (Gotta run, bye!)

Ey, what about my pen?! Get back here, dammit!