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Drunk At The County Fair
TenseTrombone
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Apr 2025
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3:18
Country
folk
male vocal
gospel
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Got drunk at the county fair
Don't remember nothing
Nothing all that clear
Think I got sick in Cinderella's hair
Why did I keep going
For one more round
My son tried to stop me
But I kicked him to the ground
Castle walls, penetrated
Wife and kids, humiliated
Drunk tank, welcome,
My old friend
Knew I'd see you
Again in the end!
Some pictures my friends sent me
After I was done
Bathing a pig in a tub of rum
Drinking it up,
And spitting it out
Took the pig home
And licked its snout
My wife and kids
Not impressed
So many pictures
Of me in a dress
Not one suit of armor
Free of my piss
Not one town drunk
That I didn't kiss
Why did I keep going
For one more round
My son tried to stop me
But I kicked him to the ground
Castle walls, penetrated
Wife and kids, humiliated
Drunk tank, welcome,
My old friend
Knew I'd see you
Again in the end!
My momma called my phone up
Said the dick pics
had to stop (oh god)
I called the holocaust a sham
And for that I got a lifetime ban
The next day
My wife confronted me
Said the worst thing about this
Was that the drinks were alcohol free-
WHAT!?
Why did I keep going
For one more round
My son tried to stop me
But I kicked him to the ground
Castle walls, penetrated
Wife and kids, humiliated
Drunk tank, welcome,
My old friend
Knew I'd see you
Again in the end!
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