[Verse 1]
Doesn't seem sophisticated,
But indoor plumbing's underrated.
Most don't think of it,
But without it life is shit.

I'm an indoor plumbing fan,
Can't over state how grateful I am.
It's important for me to say,
It improves my life everyday.

[Pre chorus 1]
I don't mind the noisy pipes,
Cuz it's free from parasites.
Don't mind if the pressure's low,
No outhouse visits in the snow.

Don't mind if the tap drips,
Don't take all day water trips.
Don't mind that I have to clean,
I don't have to dig latrines.

[Chorus 1]
Have you realized,
That your water's sanitized.
To kill germs it's chlorinated,
For teeth it's fluoridated

While once full of crap,
Clean water flows through the tap.
And though it carried human waste,
You can't tell by how it tastes.

[Verse 2]
I can take a lengthy shower,
My hot water lasts for hours.
I can drink straight from the hose,
Sometimes it goes up my nose.

I can use it to mop the floors,
Though I hate doing chores.
I can use it to make my dinner,
Indoor plumbing is a winner.

[Pre chorus 2]
It's easy to wash my cup,
I don't want to give it up.
It's easy to wash my hair,
It's something we should share.

It's easy to wash my face,
It's something I embrace.
It's easy to wash my plates,
Isn't indoor plumbing great?

[Chorus 1]
Have you realized,
That your water's sanitized.
To kill germs it's chlorinated,
For teeth it's fluoridated

While once full of crap,
Clean water flows through the tap.
And though it carried human waste,
You can't tell by how it tastes.

[Chorus 1]
Have you realized,
That your water's sanitized.
To kill germs it's chlorinated,
For teeth it's fluoridated

While once full of crap,
Clean water flows through the tap.
And though it carried human waste,
You can't tell by how it tastes.