actin' wet and drippy

the whole script a little shitty

damn, this role is really in me

think i got a wet epiphany

out in chi, i bring it with me

think they just too dry to get me

method actor, so committed

it's really startin' to hit me

could not rehearse it

i do it for my purpose

for me, it's really worth it

i'm a method actor

i'm so wet, i got diarrhea

my diuretic's dire

diarrhea hit the diet, didn't die yet

diarrhea grip my eyes, it's starting to iris

rhythm in my diaphragm go...

my diarrhetic diet, i digress

grocery store, my ass is drippin'

left a trail, they saw me quittin'

banned for life, ain't that some shit,

chamomile to calm the spillage

fiber pills destroyed my village

rectum screamin' for some stillness

tried to fast but that's not real, just

made it worse, increased the illness

now i'm prayin' to the toilet

askin' god "why'd you do this?"

he ain't answer, guess i blew it

(like) i'm so wet, i got diarrhea

i'm so wet, i got diarrhea

i'm so wet, i got diarrhea

i'm so wet, i got diarrhea

this is the method (what?) that i'm reppin' (yeah)

i been playin' characters (what?) who got wet diarrhea (yeah)

got so many flows (what?), need a drink, need aquafina (yeah)

all the stuff i got (what?), i don't know if you could keep up (yeah)

and my song so cold (what?), that you know i gotta re-up (yeah)

and i got my hoes (what?), and they always got me up (yeah)

and they got me hard (what?), and they always keep my d up (yeah)

and i am so smart (what?), i coulda been on the debate team, bruh (yeah)

and i am the goat (what?), and you know i got the keys, bruh (yeah)

and you know the keys are the piano keys, bruh (yeah)

you see what i did there? that was really clever, bruh (yeah)

and you know i'm clever, bruh (yeah)

i already said that, bruh (yeah)

i already said that, bruh (yeah)

i'm so repetitive, bruh (yeah)

i'm so repetitive, bruh (yeah)

that's what they want (yeah)

beige on the wall and

a painful withdrawal, feel the weight of it all

my wife say i'm method actin'

left the bed in satin and the sheets were splashin'

i was flabbergasted and the doctor laughin'

my knees collapsin', i was dead inside

man, i wish i died and i seen the light

and i'm movin' right, i'm a godly man

i love god and man, but my faith has left me

i'm a healthy man, but my gut has failed me

i'm a wealthy man, but my pants is smelly

i hope y'all felt me, i hope y'all feel me

and my side chick texted me

said she was feelin' horny, she want to get with me

baby, i been in and out of the er for the past week

and, honestly, i don't think i'm gonna make it

she said, "damn, i wish it was me"

i said, "no, you don't, it's not as good as you think"

and she was like, "no, no, no, no, you don't get it

i have ibs and it's been my dream since i was a child

so can we please switch bodies? please?

i promise i'll treat it well, i will do whatever you want

i just wanna feel it once, i just wanna feel it once"

and i was like, "okay, baby, what did you say?

i'ma get on the way, and you know i'm the king of method actin'