[verse]
actin' wet and drippy
the whole script a little shitty
damn, this role is really in me
think i got a wet epiphany
out in chi, i bring it with me
think they just too dry to get me
method actor, so committed
it's really startin' to hit me
could not rehearse it
i do it for my purpose
for me, it's really worth it
i'm a method actor
i'm so wet, i got diarrhea

[[verse]
my diuretic's dire
diarrhea hit the diet, didn't die yet
diarrhea grip my eyes, it's starting to iris
rhythm in my diaphragm go...
my diarrhetic diet, i digress
grocery store, my ass is drippin'
left a trail, they saw me quittin'
banned for life, ain't that some shit,
chamomile to calm the spillage
fiber pills destroyed my village
rectum screamin' for some stillness
tried to fast but that's not real, just
made it worse, increased the illness
now i'm prayin' to the toilet
askin' god "why'd you do this?"
he ain't answer, guess i blew it

[chorus]
(like) i'm so wet, i got diarrhea
i'm so wet, i got diarrhea
i'm so wet, i got diarrhea
i'm so wet, i got diarrhea

[verse]
this is the method (what?) that i'm reppin' (yeah)
i been playin' characters (what?) who got wet diarrhea (yeah)
got so many flows (what?), need a drink, need aquafina (yeah)
all the stuff i got (what?), i don't know if you could keep up (yeah)
and my song so cold (what?), that you know i gotta re-up (yeah)
and i got my hoes (what?), and they always got me up (yeah)
and they got me hard (what?), and they always keep my d up (yeah)
and i am so smart (what?), i coulda been on the debate team, bruh (yeah)
and i am the goat (what?), and you know i got the keys, bruh (yeah)
and you know the keys are the piano keys, bruh (yeah)
you see what i did there? that was really clever, bruh (yeah)
and you know i'm clever, bruh (yeah)
i already said that, bruh (yeah)
i already said that, bruh (yeah)
i'm so repetitive, bruh (yeah)
i'm so repetitive, bruh (yeah)
that's what they want (yeah)

[verse]
beige on the wall and
a painful withdrawal, feel the weight of it all
my wife say i'm method actin'
left the bed in satin and the sheets were splashin'
i was flabbergasted and the doctor laughin'
my knees collapsin', i was dead inside
man, i wish i died and i seen the light
and i'm movin' right, i'm a godly man
i love god and man, but my faith has left me
i'm a healthy man, but my gut has failed me
i'm a wealthy man, but my pants is smelly
i hope y'all felt me, i hope y'all feel me

[verse]
and my side chick texted me
said she was feelin' horny, she want to get with me
baby, i been in and out of the er for the past week
and, honestly, i don't think i'm gonna make it
she said, "damn, i wish it was me"
i said, "no, you don't, it's not as good as you think"
and she was like, "no, no, no, no, you don't get it
i have ibs and it's been my dream since i was a child
so can we please switch bodies? please?
i promise i'll treat it well, i will do whatever you want
i just wanna feel it once, i just wanna feel it once"
and i was like, "okay, baby, what did you say?
i'ma get on the way, and you know i'm the king of method actin'