Earache My Arse

Lyrics
Intro
Grinding guitar riff
Huge tom fill
Verse 1
My mother keeps a preachin'
Tryin' to straighten out my brain
But EVERY word she throws at me
Just circles down the drain
Verse 2
My old man slammed the door said I brought him shame
Caught me paintin' up my eyes an toes
And signin' my own name
Chorus
Big power chords
Gang vocals
I’m a king!
Yeah, I’m a king!
Spotlight burnin' on my face
While the whole world screams!
Verse 3
My football coach went crazy said I lost my mind for good
I showed up wearin' leather boots and sequins on my hood
Spoken
(Hahaha! That's showbiz, baby!)
Verse 4
The city's goin' under
But I ain't losin' sleep
As long as my limousine shows up
And takes me out to creep
Pre-Chorus
people point and whisper
Say I'm rotten to the core
But every tabloid headline makes me want it more!
(and more and more and more and MORE~~~~~~~~~~!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaa)
Chorus
I’m a king!
Yeah, I’m a king!
Champagne drippin' from the walls
While the cash bells ring!
Build-Up
Money money money!
Gimme more more more!
Money money money!
Kick down the door!
Guitar Solo
Chaotic 70s glam rock solo
Outro
Band falling apart
Amp feedback
I'm disgustingly loaded! (Hahaha!)
Bought a swimming pool shaped like me! (Hahaha!)
Three chords made me millions! (Hahaha!)
Crash the whole parade! (H
