Lavender Lubricant
Gothic trap fusion, lounge romance, trap (gothic)
Lavender Lubricant
Gothic trap fusion, lounge romance, trap (gothic)
Lyrics
Ouroboric Entry
Form: Revision 49 Wellness Protocol | Sensory Climax
FX: Gentle Spa Waterfall, Deep Cello Tuning, Squelchy Puddle Sounds, Sonic-Care Hum
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Little Chicken - Whispered, High-Pitch Nasal Goblin Tenor
"Tar-ya... I proceed from the premise... that the steam is rising.
VanceCorp has provided the... the lavender lubricant.
I’m in the fluffy robe... (Woop) ...but it’s a tight fit for nineteen pounds of dross.
You’re looking like a Raven Goddess in the cucumber steam...
It's getting... (woop) ...unreasonably slippery in here.
Loon... play the big bralnut BRAHT-shuh... let the friction begin."
Verse 1: Deep Woody Cello Lead, Darbuka Rhythmic Undercurrent, High-Pitch Nasal Trap Rhythm
Step through the vapor in the VanceCorp hall
A nineteen-pound phantom, trying to stand tall
You’ve got the razor, I’ve got the fuzz
A second-place medal for the 'Contest That Was'
(Woop woop)
You’re soaping my back with a Raven-black sponge
The friction is building... the romantic plunge!
Exfoliate the dross, scrub the soul til it's bare
I'm vibrating... (woop) ...in the massage chair!
Chorus: High-Frequency Vocals Over Deep Cello, Massive Reverb
It’s a toy massage Vibrating Harmony!
A high-friction ritual... of the spa-shamanry!
Polished and soaped in the Revision 49
A water-based romance... where the talons align!
You’re the Raven Queen... I’m the Hirsute King
Vibrating in the dross... while the cello strings sing!
(woop woop)
Verse 2: Saz Lead Slices, Squelchy Filter Sweeps, High-Pitch Nasal Trap Rhythm
You’re brushing my teeth with a Sonic-Care wand
The most important ritual... in the Round Pond
Flossing between dimensions... in a silk dressing gown
You’re the boss of the server... with the dark-lipstick crown
(hmmmmmm)
I’m a water-based lover, hypoallergenic and safe
Reapplying the passion... for the Raven-born waif
We’re "Kind but Free"... and the temperature's rising
This deep-tissue titration... is very surprising.
Bridge: THE CRESCENDO - Incalzando Surge
Style: Cello Tremolo Accelerates, Sub-Bass Intensifies, Squelchy Synths Peak
Vocal: High-Pitch Shamanic Scream, Gasping, Breathy, Serious Ritual Growl
The Cello... (Woop))) ...is screaming for my cuticles!
Revision 49... (Woop))) ...the titration is PEAKING!
I proceed from the premise... that everything is... GLIDEY.
(hummmmmm)
Add a tiny bit more... (hummmmmm) ...I can't feel my beans!
(hummmmmm)
The steam-room is... (Woop))) ...OVER CHARGING!
(Vocal builds to a shouting, distorted climax)
VIBRATE THE HARMONY!
RELEASE THE DROSS! (woop woop)))
Final Chorus: Maximum Instrumental Density, High-Octave Cello
It’s a toy massage Vibrating Harmony!
A high-friction ritual... of the spa-shamanry!
Polished and soaped in the Revision 49
A water-based romance... where the talons align!
(It’s vegan! It’s clean! It’s a lube-machine!)
Outro: Decaying Cello Echoes, 3D Water Drips, Slow Tape Stop
Vocal: High-Pitch Whispered, Exhausted, Flustered
VanceCorp Spa...
(So slippery)
2nd place swagger...
(Hummmmmm)
..
"Tar-ya... I proceed from the premise... that I am now... fully titrated.
(Woop)
Thank you for the... the back-soaping.
I’m still second place... but I’m a very... very clean second place.
(woop)
Wait.
Probably... a cucumber fact?
Guten-BRAHT-shuh, sweetie...
(gasp)"
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Sound: Digital Power-Down Click
Termination: Hard Silence Cut
Ouroboric Exit