Once upon a time a princess, walked into a bar,

She was leaving a cheating bastard, and didn't have to drive to far.

She left her carriage parked out front, a mustang was the car.

She came in with a fire I've never seen before,

Her glass slippers could be heard coming in through the front door.

She’s not looking for a white knight to sweep her off her feet,

She’d be happy with a troll, who doesn't always have to cheat.

Yeah, that princess walked to the bar, dropped a hundred down,

Said, "Buy a round for the peasants, there’s a new queen in town."

Yeah, the castle’s burning down, but she’s doing just fine

Now she's writing her happily ever after, one shot at a time!

(One shot at a time)

The local crowd of barflies turned to watch the royalty

A room full of ogres, trolls, and local peasantry

The jukebox started playing a familiar country song

About a girl who fell in love, and had been cheated on for too long.

No, She don't need a golden palace or a polished silver spoon

Just a double shot of whiskey underneath a Neon moon.

She’s not looking for a white knight, to sweep her off her feet,

She’d be happy with a troll, who doesn't always have to cheat.

Yeah, that princess walked to the bar, dropped a hundred down,

Said, "Buy a round for the peasants, there’s a new queen in town."

Yeah, the castle’s burning down, but she’s doing just fine

Now she's writing her happily ever after, one shot at a time!

(One shot at a time)

No, she don't need a golden palace, or a polished silver spoon

Just a double shot of whiskey underneath a neon moon

To wash away the heartache, and the memories so cold

As she writes a new story, starring a princess brave and bold.

She ain't looking for no white knight to sweep her off her feet

Just a simple, honest man, who doesn't lie and cheat.