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## **𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑽𝒊𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔**
**moonlight • rhythm • secret buzz • minty truth**
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╭─ ✦ **𝑶𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒄 𝑬𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒚** ✦ ─╮
Oh my...
that little buzz again.
Don’t ask.
Just listen.
Undead Chickens already knows.
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╭─ ✦ **𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝑰** ✦ ─╮
I keep it close where the moonlight hits,
right by the bed in the quiet.
One little button and the room starts to shake,
then everything else can wait.

It hums in my hand with that low, wicked sound,
slow at first, then it pulls me down.
When it really gets going, I lose my head ...
and I don’t even mind.
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╭─ ✦ **𝑷𝒓𝒆-𝑯𝒐𝒐𝒌** ✦ ─╮
Private?
A little.
Loud?
Sometimes.
Worth it?
Every damn time.
╰─✨─╯

✦ 💜 **𝑯𝒐𝒐𝒌** 💜 ✦

I like it when it vibrates,
when it rattles through the night.
That low little thunder
gets me grinning way too bright.

I like it when it vibrates,
when it buzzes bold and true.
Tarja loves the rhythm,
and Undead Chickens likes it too.

Rrrr... let it move.
Rrrr... let it move.

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╭─ ✦ **𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝑰𝑰** ✦ ─╮
It’s got power and a secret glow,
three little modes and it doesn’t hold back.
I call it “Big-gun” when I’m feeling bold ...
don’t judge me, it earns the name, truth be told.

Undead Chickens leaned in like, “what is that sound?”
I said, “pure magic, don’t look so profound.”
Then Chris walked past with a face full of dread,
like he’d just heard something he’d rather be dead.

He froze in the doorway, eyes wide as the moon,
muttered something holy and backed out of the room.
Undead Chickens just grinned with a knowing little nod ...
“Poor Chris. Some things are better left unexplored.”
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✦ 🖤 **𝑯𝒐𝒐𝒌** 🖤 ✦

I like it when it vibrates,
when it rattles through the night.
That low little thunder
gets me grinning way too bright.

I like it when it vibrates,
when it buzzes bold and true.
Tarja loves the rhythm,
and Undead Chickens likes it too.

wh-ooop!
Rrrr... let it move.

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╭─ ✦ **𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆** ✦ ─╮
Some things are private.
Some things are sacred.
Some things wake up in your hand
and change the whole damn mood.

I won’t apologize.
I like control.
I like power!
I like a steady, perfect pulse.
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✦ 🧼 **𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑯𝒐𝒐𝒌** 🧼 ✦

I like it when it vibrates,
when it rattles through the night.
That low little thunder
gets me grinning way too bright.

I like it when it vibrates,
clean and wild and blue.
Tarja loves the rhythm,
and Undead Chickens likes it too.

Now look at the truth sitting by the sink,
shining like it knows what you think.
Not a scandal, not a secret,
just my ultrasonic toothbrush, darling!

minty truth.
wh-ooop! wh-ooop!
wh-ooop! wh-ooop!
minty truth.
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╭─ ✦ **𝑶𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒄 𝑬𝒙𝒊𝒕** ✦ ─╮
Brush twice daily.
Buzz responsibly.
Tarja out.
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