Six... Seven...

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAAA!

Gotta wake up early, gotta go to work

Set the alarm for six, but I’m a total jerk

Slept right through it, what a total mess

Open up my eyes, it’s oh-six-oh-seven, I confess!

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAAA!

Running to the job, gotta catch the ride

Sprinting to the bus stop, nowhere left to hide

Missed it by a second, watch it drive away

"Hey, what bus was that?" I heard the driver say:

"Six Seven!!"

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAAA!

Screw it, I’m late, I ain't going in

Gonna hit the movies, let the fun begin!

Bought a little ticket, took a little seat

Row number six, and seat number seven, oh so sweet!

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAAA!

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAAA!

I went to church to wash away my sins,

'Cause skipping work is where the trouble begins!

I walked right in, I knelt down on the floor,

The priest stood up and started to roar:

"Psalm sixty-seven!" echoing through the hall!

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAAA!

I checked the calendar, my mind is blown!

Today is Saturday, zero-six, zero-six, all alone!

Tomorrow is Sunday, zero-seven, zero-seven, I'm going insane!

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAA!

Headed to the gym, saw my little babe

Stepped upon the scale, trying to be brave

She stepped up first, what did the numbers say?

She’s a sixty-seven, I’m a seventy-six, okay?!

Six! Seven! Six! Seven!

AAAAAAA!

"Oh, you look so pretty! You’re so slim and fine!

Marry me right now, baby, you are mine!"

"I can't!" she cries, "I gotta draw the line!"

"Why?!" I scream, "Tell me, tell me why!"

"Cause I am six seven, and you're seven six... (years old, OMG!!, it's really sick!!!! )

The math is never gonna work, it’s just a trick!"

Six! Seven! Six! Seven! In my 24/7

Six! Seven! Six! Seven! In my 24/7

Six! Seven! Six! Seven! In my 24/7

Six! Seven! Six! Seven! In my 24/7

AAAAAAA!

(Six seven... seven six...)